As the official Roboshrub Inc. spokesbot, it is my job to inform you as to the status of our currency and the limitlessness of our outer limits. Thus, I, Rick Anonymi, speaketh to you from the depths of my hard drive. I bring to you now the life and times of one of the robotic drones that services our corporation, as seen through its own eyes.
Bleeep! Beeep! Bop. Click. Whir.... processing.... beep! Beep! Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeep! Whir. Cleeeeee! Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeep! Boop! Booooooop! Beep! Whir....
Click. Click, click, click. Beeeeeeeep! Bzzzzzz. Bzz. Beep! 010101111000011! Bitwise processing... Beep! Beeeeeeeep! Be- be- boop! Boooop! Whir. Glick. Click. P'tchoo! P'kaw! Beeeeeeeep! Beep! Luuuuuuuzzzzz! Gleep! Cl-zzzzzz....
Leeeeeep! Bleeeeep! Gleeeeeeep! Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Boop. Beep. Boooooop! Booop. Click. Whir... click. 01000001110 retry.
Bzzz. Bzzzz. Beeep! Beeeeeeeep! Boop! Click. Bzzzzzzzzz.... retry. Accccccessssssing.... click. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeep! Clieeeck! Vrrrrr! Vrrrrroooom! Beeeeep! Sw-klikliklikli. Beep. Boop. Beep!
Eeeeeeeeeee! Eeeee. Beeep! Beep. Boop. Beep. Beeeep! Boop. Boop. Boop. Zeeeeeeeboop! Beeep! Beep! Beep! Bzzzz.... Reprocessing.... Fatal error drive C. Fail. Fail. Fail.
Bleeep! Beeep! Bop. Click. Whir.... processing.... beep! Beep! Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeep! Whir. Cleeeeee! Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeep! Boop! Booooooop! Beep! Whir....
Click. Click, click, click. Beeeeeeeep! Bzzzzzz. Bzz. Beep! 010101111000011! Bitwise processing... Beep! Beeeeeeeep! Be- be- boop! Boooop! Whir. Glick. Click. P'tchoo! P'kaw! Beeeeeeeep! Beep! Luuuuuuuzzzzz! Gleep! Cl-zzzzzz....
Eeeeeeeeeee! Eeeee. Beeep! Beep. Boop. Beep. Beeeep! Boop. Boop. Boop. Zeeeeeeeboop! Beeep! Beep! Beep! Bzzzz.... Reprocessing.... Fatal error drive C. Fail. Fail. Fail.
Boop bee bop whir click
I second that emotion!
I love the one of him holding a q-tip!
I had an aligator in my backyard once when I lived in South Florida! :)
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Fascinating is as fascinating does. The fascinations are legion; Beep! Beeeeep! Meep! Boop! Whir....
That Q-Tip picture is actually how I found that robot. He tries so hard... a shame he mysteriously disappeared one day.
Only by ruthlessly exploiting the robotic drones that work for us can we bring you such hamazing porkducts like Ham-Flavored Bubble Gum.
You guys just need to go to Afghanistan with those cotton swabs and start running shit. Fuck American Gladiators, power to the bots!
Faceless drones armed only with Q-Tips can topple whole empires. Look at Star Wars!
Yes. I was speaking, of course, of Product #2348-02h.
Man, it's just like Zelig, but with the aforementioned ham-flavored bubblegum!
There can be only one response:
YOOOooooOOOOOoooLLLLllOOoo!
You want me to shoot it?
Either the aligator or the robot, it doesn't matter, which.
You are very right gyrobo...very right
I'm always right. That's part of the definition of my existence.
i second that motion: Gyrobocop is ALWAYS right! And I should know, because I'm never wrong!!
Hey...is it kosher for a vegetarian to leave a comment in the same section as a 'hamburger'?
I don't know...
I guess it's apparant that you are not a very adept crocodile wrangler. Better not quit your day job, robuddy.
Meoooooooooow , i love it man ,
Totally.
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