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for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
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Who knows which way
The wind blows, and what sways
The willows, and since when
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Blogger R2K gesticulated...

Worst president EVER!


3/06/2006 2:14 PM  
Blogger Karl the Sorcerer gesticulated...

All I know is, I seen ten kids go into his ranch for a pancake breakfast. And I seen nine come out. I ain't sayin' there's a shark in there, but it just seems a little suspicious to me.

3/06/2006 2:33 PM  
Blogger ticharu gesticulated...

You had a little groove thing goin' on there Gyrobo!

3/06/2006 3:45 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The olio keeps me thinking portfolio.

3/06/2006 3:48 PM  
Blogger Cabe gesticulated...

I'm closely related to the lady who is going to go against Hillary Clinton. Dun Dun Dun! (Actually related to her husband)

Haha I'm so biased!

3/06/2006 8:07 PM  
Blogger TheHamburger gesticulated...

I agree Alex...this guy is a fucking joke...I just put up a bunch of photos of what the US is going to look like once the Republicans have sold all of America to's enjoyable...

3/06/2006 8:17 PM  
Blogger The Watcher gesticulated...

I've seen it all before.

3/07/2006 9:17 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

There's someone running against Hillary?! I had no idea, what with the utter futility of such a candidate. Seriously, the Force told me so.

3/07/2006 10:15 AM  
Blogger marcy_peanut gesticulated...

Why is it that all of the people in the current admin are holding axes?? This is getting scary.

3/08/2006 5:46 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Everyone holds axes in the future!

3/09/2006 10:14 AM