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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Still Better Than the DMV

I took this screenshot over a year ago, but the pain still lingers.

The moral of the story is "computers are slow, so bring a good book". If you did the math, it comes out to about 2.67 years.

Here's another screenshot, in case you were wondering just how much you can get out of your computer before it crashes on you:

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Blogger The IKON gesticulated...

HAHAHAHAAH Ahhhh back in the day. I remember like it was yesterday, ripping out my hair.......cursing.....leaving and coming back with it still in the same place.....yeah those were the good ol days

7/25/2005 12:01 AM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

I am slowly but dilligently working on convincing my parents to let me get a gig of RAM. mmmmmmmram.

7/25/2005 7:32 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Assert your independence. Buy it, then demand they compensate you!

7/25/2005 9:03 PM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

Alas, for all my money is in the hypothetical form of checks which must be deposited by my mother.

7/26/2005 1:14 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Try mowing the word "RAM" onto your lawn. That's how Roosevelt got Social Security through Congress.

7/26/2005 2:46 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I HAVE RETURNED! To a new, spiffy layout... nice work on keeping the site up while I've been gone.

Started the new Harry Potter book, trying to catch up on all things American. I'll probably post a bunch of Japanese pictographitorials later.

8/01/2005 3:39 PM