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Ahaha. In that vein, I totally ruined a work of literary genius today:
I saw a man pursuing the horizon;
Round and round they sped.
I was disturbed at this;
I accosted the man.
"It is futile," I said,
"You can never -"
"Fuck you," he cried,
And burned up, because he had been trying to escape the blistering light of day on Mercury.
I take it by now you've both seen the awesome power of my imagination. And in answer to your query, if Bob wants administrative access she'll ask for it herself, for she is a human and has free will (or so we've been told). But of course, Blogger needs an e-mail address to send an invite to...
Kayaking With Dan Rather
A Gyrobian Sonnet
Giant frosted flakes
glide into the flame, like a pigeon.
When will the rain stop?
Only time will tell. Slowly.
Rogue Care Bears have already descended
upon the people of South Dakota, for that
is where Mount Rushmore is.
Wash behind you ears.
Worbole.
--==/ Gyrobo Approved \==--
If I knew what a "SHOUTBOX" was, I would be the first to recommend it. Upon a quick Google search, I've discovered a Shoutbox hosting site Here. But I've decided not to do anything about it. The ball's in your court now, Roboshrub!
Oh, and Bob, if you want administrative access, send your e-mail address to roboshrub@gmail.com, because that's how it happened to me!
A new Timage has been added to the list.
Argh! Ye be makin' merchandise behind me back?! Ye'll walk the plank fer that!
I did a Google search for "Roboshrub" and that's the first thing that came up.
Also, I took a page out of your book and designed some T-Shirts. I loaded them into a new album. Hopefully, you can find some site that will let us design merchandise without stealing our ideas.
You've used this "Keenswag" before? I still don't see why you can't just delete the shirt and design off their website; I assume there's no "delete" function. Hey, Bob! Do you have any more butchered Stephen Crane poems? I know I do:
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"What do you think?!?" he replied.
"I just ate my own heart! I'm gonna die!" and then he keeled over, vomiting on my shoes.
("The Black Riders and Other Lines," III)