OF STAR TREK
TEDIOUSLY WRITTEN
FOR AN AUDIENCE ENTIRELY COMPOSED
OF REMOTE AMAZON
TRIBESMEN.
BY ANDREW GOLDEN
Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.
Fangs for the memories.
In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”
It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.
Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department
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For your insolence, I condemn you to...
Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)
Running with chainsaws since 2005.
Now that's what I'd call an open thread! But what would an open thread be without- Robot Abe Lincoln?!?
Harry Potter tomorrow. Incredibly lame, and yet--all anyone will be talking about for the next month.
Here is a link to something moderatley funny.
Here is a link to something that is also moderately funny.
I spelled moderately incorrectly. Alas.
You are going to The Japan? Why are you going to the Japan?
The new Willy Wonka, I suspect lameness of it.
Japan is one of the coolest countries on Earth, despite their use of the metric system.
Could you get them to blow up my shiny new college roommates? Japan has the technology! And it built that technology with the metric system.
His hair is the ugly and he is frighteningly pale. It totally ruins the Johnny Deppness.
Oh, and by the way, I made some more Timages. You'll know them because they're yellow.
It's too bad you're leaving for Japan. You're going to miss Pi Approximation Day. I plan to celebrate the holiday quietly, of course.