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Harry Potter and the Ending Spoiler

That's right- I've just finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and now that I know the ending, I feel no qualms about ruining it for everyone else.

The Half-Blood Prince is this man:

Fear him, for he is evil!

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Seriously, the half blood prince is Snape (page 604). And if you were wondering who died, it was Dumbledore (page 596). Ha! Now you have no reason to read the book!

7/17/2005 12:11 AM  
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Oh man, and I was going to read it too.


Um. Except I'm mostly reading it because it's all anyone will be talking about for a while. So whatever.

Other sources have told me there is hanky-panky! Confirm or deny? I am too lazy for mediocre writing.

7/17/2005 1:11 AM  
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Parhaps there is, and perhaps there isn't. You can never tell with the British.

7/17/2005 1:20 AM  
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Nathaniel-Hawthorne style hanky-panky.
Y'know, I'm not entirely sure what "Hanky-Panky" is. Sounds like ghetto hokey-pokeyin'.

Thanks for spoiling it. I haven't read it yet despite my overwhelming dorkocity. Been too busy frantically preparing for Japan. If only there were paperback copies, I would read it on the flight.

I'm going to read the book anyway. It is mandatory literature.

Somehow I get the feeling that when Homer wrote the Iliad, people were like, "This isn't really all that great, but all the Athenians are reading it, so it's mandatory."

Great literature is born from overhyped mediocrity.

7/17/2005 2:51 PM  
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Wait... the half-blood prince is Don Knotts?

7/17/2005 2:53 PM  
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HAHAHAHAH Hilarious. I hope a bunch of little kids (or those loony ass young adults) read this and got all upset

7/17/2005 3:44 PM  
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Actually, it was a picture of Jonathan Harris who played Dr. Smith on Lost in Space. And the way I see it, anyone who would read a post entitled "Harry Potter and the Ending Spoiler" deserves to have the ending ruined for them. Also, it makes me laugh.

7/17/2005 4:46 PM  
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And how did anyone find this blog?

7/17/2005 4:49 PM  
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You mentioned Harry Potter in a title.
Obviously this sort of current attitude netted us.... one visitor....

7/17/2005 5:11 PM  
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What's this "/* thing gyrobo keeps doing? Or does it actually say something there, and my fairly nonstandard browser is rendering it oddly?

I am now on page 400ish orperhaps even 450ish. There is no hanky panky as of yet! Except possibly with Draco. I am fairly certain Draco is engaging in hanky panky.

I am liking it a good deal better than HARRY POTTER AND THE STUCK CAPSLOCK.

7/17/2005 9:43 PM  
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I loaded the page in Opera and that "/* thing showed up, but it's not supposed to. It should have been something written in italics, but instead Opera chose to render it poorly. Use Firefox!

7/17/2005 11:26 PM  
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HELLS NO, Opera is better due to infinite customability. I love my sidebar in place of tags. And my customized right-click menu. And my saved sessions. And my transfers window. And my window trash can. And probably some other things too.

Finished it. Hanky panky did not disappoint! I am filled with girly romance novel type joy.

R.A.B = Regulus Black?

7/18/2005 1:21 AM  
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Of course! Why didn't I see it before?!? It was so obvious!

7/18/2005 9:47 AM  
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I suspect you may be mocking me, but it's so hard to tell when there are ?!?s involved.

7/18/2005 5:03 PM  
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Reporting from Kyoto! Japan is awesome! No signs of Godzilla yet!

7/20/2005 6:02 PM