It's as simple as that. I'm not Bill Clinton. I'm Karl, a friendly sorcerer that casts magic spells and so forth to occasionally generate plot events in the poorly thought out farce that is Roboshrub Inc.
My potions will one day save the world, if I don't destroy it first.
At the behest of the Armada Automata Resitor Squad, I have been asked to cast a protective aura. So here goes:
Eieron boseas nov icoq g'dish!
*waves hands*
I have cast a spell of temporary robot insanity. Every Friday from now on, the visage of the mighty Roboshrub will be replaced at the top of yonder sidebar by an insane robot. The spell only has the power to exist for one day a week (because you only paid me 1/7 of our agreed upon price) and will only be active once clicked on. Does not stack with Thorns Aura. +3 to Combat Skills.
Auro lerb vee!
*Throws small plastic stars at you*
MAGIC!
Now, back to my reckless experimentation!
My potions will one day save the world, if I don't destroy it first.
At the behest of the Armada Automata Resitor Squad, I have been asked to cast a protective aura. So here goes:
Eieron boseas nov icoq g'dish!
*waves hands*
I have cast a spell of temporary robot insanity. Every Friday from now on, the visage of the mighty Roboshrub will be replaced at the top of yonder sidebar by an insane robot. The spell only has the power to exist for one day a week (because you only paid me 1/7 of our agreed upon price) and will only be active once clicked on. Does not stack with Thorns Aura. +3 to Combat Skills.
Auro lerb vee!
*Throws small plastic stars at you*
MAGIC!
Now, back to my reckless experimentation!
If you look at that picture of Karl long enough, it gets all Magic Eye on you.
I'm not Bill Clinton either, & every robot i've met so far has been crazy. i.e., the only thing new is my avatar.
Tomorrow I'm going to say 'i.e.' on every blog i visit.
That was a good eye. It gave me the willys. Almost as scary as death visiting me last night.
im not michael dukakis.
It's funny how we say robots "go crazy". In actuality, it's just some sort of circuitry misshap that causes them to act different than usual, and we humans saddle them with the anthropomorphism "crazy".
Humans, however, can get one of their four humours unbalanced, and then you have to apply leeches.
I am NOT the inside of an inner tube!
No, absolutely not. No one can replace Roboshrub! I will not have it!
¡Sí, señor!
Holy crapola!!!
Karl woke me out of a fortnight sleep!
It's good to be back...
I shall make a concerted effort to visit more often...
As long as Karl doesn't put his spell on me...
Perhaps he already has...
Seeing as how I can't stop using these annoying elipses...
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I thought no one had noticed my punctuation curse...
Hmmm, you kinda look like ya had a bypass sergury before, I think you ARE Clinton!