As you may or may not know, my dreaded foe, the mighty OneStar, has begun to move his Armada Automata into striking distance of the Roboshrub Incorporated headquarters. Only a true military genius could find a way to gain a tactical advantage on a building that exists outside of space and time, and OneStar is sadly the greatest genius I have ever encountered. He is as ruthless as any robot, with the royal blood of a French king.
He’s the reason puppies die.
After a ten week campaign to besmirch his good name, the Roboshrub Incorporated leadership network (henceforth referred to as the “hive”) decided that the best way to approach the Armada Automata would be by creating hidden corporate bases on worlds outside OneStar’s jurisdiction. The Hive’s presumption here being that OneStar is deathly afraid of space travel. Despite my initial misgivings, I openly embraced the interstellar exploration and colonization/corporatization initiative after I was hand-picked by the Hive to lead the expedition.
I totally claimed a planet today.
The world my team has decided upon has a breathable atmosphere, which we consider a plus as most of our customers/serfs enjoy breathing oxygen. It has been named “Elim’s Hideaway” after minor Star Trek: Deep Space 9 character Elim Garak, played by Andrew Robinson. Roboshrub Inc. did not receive permission from either Paramount or Mr. Robinson to use a derivative of their character, so it’s entirely possible that the planet will revert to its original name, “Sweat Sock 5.” The Hive has decided to put off any action regarding the imminent invasion of the Armada Automata pending the proper naming of the planet, which is technically a moon.
He’s the reason puppies die.
After a ten week campaign to besmirch his good name, the Roboshrub Incorporated leadership network (henceforth referred to as the “hive”) decided that the best way to approach the Armada Automata would be by creating hidden corporate bases on worlds outside OneStar’s jurisdiction. The Hive’s presumption here being that OneStar is deathly afraid of space travel. Despite my initial misgivings, I openly embraced the interstellar exploration and colonization/corporatization initiative after I was hand-picked by the Hive to lead the expedition.
I totally claimed a planet today.
The world my team has decided upon has a breathable atmosphere, which we consider a plus as most of our customers/serfs enjoy breathing oxygen. It has been named “Elim’s Hideaway” after minor Star Trek: Deep Space 9 character Elim Garak, played by Andrew Robinson. Roboshrub Inc. did not receive permission from either Paramount or Mr. Robinson to use a derivative of their character, so it’s entirely possible that the planet will revert to its original name, “Sweat Sock 5.” The Hive has decided to put off any action regarding the imminent invasion of the Armada Automata pending the proper naming of the planet, which is technically a moon.
I knew he'd betray us.
Congrats on colonizing a new planet, or moon.
So he's French, they also lose wars. I don't see the big deal at all. The Sal & Company Ltd. HQ has an expansive campus with unparalelled protection. No biggie.
The armada is paying double wages. I'm in!
Our moon is 34% better than Mars- on a Saturday. At night. Behind a refrigerator.
"Sweat Sock 5" might get you into trouble with the old Welcome Back Kotter franchise.
--Vinnie
I have a plan. It includes blowing up the Death Star. I will need ten thousand fighters, and a few Jedi Knights. I've run out of funds so I'm requesting a check from the hive.
Can I see the planet? Is there Brie on this planet? Baugettes? Pomme frites? Anyone???
XP is behaving- but have not loaded norton yet.....
Roboshrub Inc. has no Jedis to spare. We depleted our reserve during the Frosted Flake crisis of 2002.
But the planet/moon will indeed be a paradise, housing our most elaborate projects and providing our experiments with a safe haven in which to propogate.
It's easy. Convert your Jello factory and use corn meal instead of latex, and you've got yourself a bonified Jedi Factory.
A base on a moon? Never! You can't control the weather element! No one can. I know because I tried it on a series of several failed attempts. I don't think I have to tell you why they failed.
Hey, red and blue eyes means he can watch 3d movies without glasses!!
Watching 3D movies is the easy part. I want to direct!
Gist, of course people can control the weather, remember when Destro had the Weather Dominator and G.I.Joe had to fight Cobra to get it?
Cobra ain't got nothin' on me.
I own Sweat Sock 4.
I won it off a Ferengi in a game of poker.
Hello neighbour!
So I guess the real test is to see who can claim Sweat Sock 1-3.
My money's on Bono.