For over three days, it has been the lifelong ambition of Roboshrub Inc. to expand its borders from the salty waters of creative writing and the sandy banks of art to the snowy forests of web design. We hope to accomplish a fourth of that with our new feature blog template, Time To Teleport.
"It's... beautiful!"
And this could all be yours for ten easy payments of $1,000,000,000,000,000 (American). Make all checks, cheques, chalk, caulk, and scrap metal payable to the the Stottlebottom Memorial Anti-Water Initiative.
SERIOUSLY, SEE THE TEMPLATE!
"It's... beautiful!"
And this could all be yours for ten easy payments of $1,000,000,000,000,000 (American). Make all checks, cheques, chalk, caulk, and scrap metal payable to the the Stottlebottom Memorial Anti-Water Initiative.
SERIOUSLY, SEE THE TEMPLATE!
Did test subjects come back after the teleport?
Some did...
I thought you were working for the betterment of mankind?!?!
We're making mankind better by destroying the parts of it that are wowed by teleportation.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL! And listening to old Bangels soundtracks make it better!
I'm not that interested in teleportation , but do you guys got a time machine ? Like that cool episode of "Star Trek" and the hot chick is really a cat and Teri Garr was a stupid bimbo ! They tried to spin that episode off , but it didn't work . My favorite show from the 60's was "The Beverly Hillbillies" . Fuck Ellie Maye was smoke'n and Jethro was dumb ! I also loved "Get Smart" , he was like retarded funny ! So you guys got a time machine ?
Our time machines are all broken. As soon as we retriculate the flux capacitors and retune the integral bank curves, prepare to witness steam as never before!
I usually use magical silver and gold rings for my interdimensional travel.
Still, the template has a nice green color.
I will have to look when I get home. I couldn't view any of the pictures from work. :(
Ah! Vunce again, zee verk has acted against us! Blah!
Green is my color.
Hah. I stole your slidebar. And I'm not giving you credit.
Well I guess I sort of just did.
I'll get you yet.
It just screams fashion resistant! SFC!!!!!
It's certainly the best template I've ever designed. Because it's the first one I ever designed.
Rule of thumb!
They mustn't know.
Indeed. That could ruin most of our plans.
Hockey!