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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department






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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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8.01.2005

Schrodinger's Thread

I have a box. Inside the box is a thread, wavering on the edge of definition. The bok contains a radioactive isotope with a half-life of one day, which has a fifty percent chance of cause the thread to be open, and a fifty percent chance of making it closed. At the end of the day--which is the thread? Open, or catfish? Your decision will change it forever.
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destructobob

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Welcome back to life, Roboshrub. I see you are still shaken by your journey to the afterlife.

8/02/2005 12:55 PM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

Today at Shoprite, I got a Batman activity book from the tawdy magazine complusive buying rack. It has stickers. AND I got Batman spagettios. Because I am the coolest.

NUHNUH NUHNUH NUHNUH NUHNUH BATMAN.

8/02/2005 6:05 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Why do we even leave comments anymore when we have IM?

8/02/2005 11:21 PM  
Blogger Friends of McDougal gesticulated...

Nope. Fuck it. I was right the first time.

Methfreaks UNITE!!!

World power will soon be ours.

8/05/2005 6:47 PM