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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Your litter
grows at a rate not
unlike the golden ratio.

-Nick LeCompte


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Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Are you saying "mate, on rabbits" or "mate on, rabbits?"

4/19/2006 2:30 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...


For a few minutes, at least. We must spend time pondering the meaning of her wizened text before her next rebirth into the blogosphere.

4/19/2006 2:33 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Now if I can decode the hidden message.

Mate on Destructobob! Mate on!
Did you get that thing I sent you?

4/19/2006 2:48 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

By the time she returns to answer your query, it will be the middle of summer.

It's how she operates.

4/19/2006 3:12 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson gesticulated...

Is Destructobob evil? 'Cuz if so, I have my pulse rifle.

4/19/2006 4:56 PM  
Blogger Metapirate gesticulated...

destructobob long ago transcended good an' evil. I was there, waitin' in the wings for 'er!

4/19/2006 5:05 PM  
Blogger GrasshopperBoy gesticulated...

destructobob is a 'she'??? wow, i didn't know robots have gender. how exactly do u distinguish between a male and a female robot anyway?

4/19/2006 5:30 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

We determine via IP. If the last digit is even, the individual is female. If it is odd, the individual is male.

It gets confusing when routers are involved, and for offline units.

P = Po * 2 ^(t/2) ?

4/19/2006 8:45 PM  
Anonymous Tokeesha gesticulated...

i like this very much, keep it real. fo sho!

4/19/2006 9:07 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...


4/20/2006 12:39 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

where are the wabbits?

4/20/2006 12:39 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

I checked out the trailer. Sounds like a good movie. I assume rabbits are involved, somewhere?

rabbits & the the golden ratio. Never thot of it that way.

Thank you destructobob.

4/20/2006 10:01 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Those wascally wabbits and their income tax weform!

4/20/2006 10:19 AM  
Blogger Salbert gesticulated...

Destructobob, I was gonna mention you on my Blog Memorial, but ya pulled through!

4/20/2006 5:23 PM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

Is that some kind of scrambled palindrome?


4/21/2006 12:11 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

destructobob doesn't write palindromes; she LIVES them!

4/21/2006 8:49 AM