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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Beam Aboard!

For over three days, it has been the lifelong ambition of Roboshrub Inc. to expand its borders from the salty waters of creative writing and the sandy banks of art to the snowy forests of web design. We hope to accomplish a fourth of that with our new feature blog template, Time To Teleport.

"It's... beautiful!"

And this could all be yours for ten easy payments of $1,000,000,000,000,000 (American). Make all checks, cheques, chalk, caulk, and scrap metal payable to the the Stottlebottom Memorial Anti-Water Initiative.


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Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

Did test subjects come back after the teleport?

4/24/2006 8:45 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Some did...

4/24/2006 9:29 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Tax not included.

4/24/2006 10:53 PM  
Blogger ticharu gesticulated...

I thought you were working for the betterment of mankind?!?!

4/24/2006 10:59 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

We're making mankind better by destroying the parts of it that are wowed by teleportation.

4/24/2006 11:05 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Bettering ROBOT kind. Read the fine print.

4/24/2006 11:47 PM  
Blogger Salbert gesticulated...

IT'S BEAUTIFUL! And listening to old Bangels soundtracks make it better!

4/25/2006 6:53 AM  
Blogger wallycrawler gesticulated...

I'm not that interested in teleportation , but do you guys got a time machine ? Like that cool episode of "Star Trek" and the hot chick is really a cat and Teri Garr was a stupid bimbo ! They tried to spin that episode off , but it didn't work . My favorite show from the 60's was "The Beverly Hillbillies" . Fuck Ellie Maye was smoke'n and Jethro was dumb ! I also loved "Get Smart" , he was like retarded funny ! So you guys got a time machine ?

4/25/2006 7:47 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Our time machines are all broken. As soon as we retriculate the flux capacitors and retune the integral bank curves, prepare to witness steam as never before!

4/25/2006 10:24 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

I usually use magical silver and gold rings for my interdimensional travel.

Still, the template has a nice green color.

4/25/2006 1:26 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

I will have to look when I get home. I couldn't view any of the pictures from work. :(

4/25/2006 3:02 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Ah! Vunce again, zee verk has acted against us! Blah!

4/25/2006 3:18 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson gesticulated...

Green is my color.

4/25/2006 4:48 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Hah. I stole your slidebar. And I'm not giving you credit.

Well I guess I sort of just did.
I'll get you yet.

4/25/2006 6:57 PM  
Blogger sabatkes gesticulated...

It just screams fashion resistant! SFC!!!!!

4/25/2006 10:09 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It's certainly the best template I've ever designed. Because it's the first one I ever designed.

Rule of thumb!

4/25/2006 11:27 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

They mustn't know.

4/26/2006 8:43 AM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

It's falling apart my friend...

Bob Dole knows all.

4/26/2006 8:44 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Indeed. That could ruin most of our plans.

4/26/2006 8:45 AM  
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4/27/2006 9:29 PM