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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Day 2: The Quickening

The legend continues...

Beep! Beeeeeep! Boop boop! Bum.... Beep beeee beee bee! Vrrrr! Vrrrrnnnnn.... Bzzzz... Zzz... OOOOoooOOOO! Beep. Beep. Beep. Click. Whir.... .... ....Beep! Beep. Beep. Beep. Meep! Meeeee.... beep. Weeeeee. P'cheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww. P'fph! Beep! Beep. Beep. Click. Click cli-cli-cli.... T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.... Beep. Beep.

Beep. Beep- beep! Beep. Beep, beep, beep beep beep! Vrrrr! Click, whir, beep. Beep beep beep beep. Vrrn. P'p'p'p! Boop. Boop beep beep, vrrrn retry! Processing.... worp! Glorp beep beep glorp. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Vrrrrrn! B'vrrrrrrrn! Zzzz.... zzzz... bzzzz! Process: terminate; break; break; Beep! Beep beep beep boop beep be-boop! Vrrrrrrr, vrrrrrrrrn bzzzzz beep, boop beeeee beep boop. Hdrrrrrrrrr vrrrrrrrrrr beep beep beep. 100001110010101001! Retry. Click.

Vrrrrr vrrrr vrrr hdnnnnnnn. Hdnnnnnn. Beep. Meep, vrrrrn kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. Click. Whir, click, whir. Drive C:\\ enter. Restart. Fail. 10101010101 1010101 0100000111 010100111111000 01010101011100 011010101010000111 1010 0101011010 fail.

11100010010101 0101010 010011111010 1111000 11110001010 10010101 10 0101001010 0010 0101010101 101111000 11010010 10101010 1001 101010 10010001 00010101 0010101110 0100101 010101010 0001001101 000101110 010101010 0011001001 01011010 0101 0101010 101 0101010 10011010 0101 0110 10 1 10010110 10101 2...

Beep! Beep. Beep, beep beep beep beep beep? Beep. Meeeeeevvvv. Vrrrn. Prrrrrrrrrrrr. Kerrrr beep beep beep, meep boop boop beep hdnnnnnn. Marrrrrrrrrrrrr. Kerrrt bermmmm vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnn. Htrrrrrrrrr. Beep beep boop, beep beep vrr! Ktrrrr brrr bzzzz. Bzzzz zzz ZzzZzz.... Whir... Click. Fail. Retry.... 101010 Restart complete.

Processing 22×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Killing Astronauts. Ah those guys.

3/08/2006 3:38 AM  
Blogger GrasshopperBoy gesticulated...

to astronaut : look out behind you! look out behind you!! u can't!!!

3/08/2006 4:12 AM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

wow, i saw that dude buying a sandwich as sainsburys yesterday. i though he was a bit rough with the clientelle.

3/08/2006 5:43 AM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...

1010101 0101 010 10 1 100101 010 1010101010 010101 0 1 0 01 111 10 0 1 0 1 0101 0 10 10 1 0 11 1 1 10 1 11101101 010101 01 1 10 0 00001 1 1 10 1 1 1 01 010101010 11 01 0 1 01 0 10 1 10 01 0 10 111110 0 10 1 0001 10 101101001 010 01010101 001010 1010 0101

3/08/2006 8:54 AM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

Man did your icon change? WTF ROFLAMO SISBO BBQ BYOB.

3/08/2006 9:21 AM  
Blogger wallycrawler gesticulated...

Vader is gonna kick your f'n ass baby !

3/08/2006 11:07 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Icon? What- oh, you, Rick Anonymi! Ha ha! Yeah, I hired him to tell the story of Roboshrub Incorporated's mindless drone population. His long trek is nearly complete.

3/08/2006 1:13 PM  
Blogger flu gesticulated...

well, whaddyaknow! I didn't know Vader wore hammer pants.

3/08/2006 1:26 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It's one of the secrets he whispered to Luke at the end of Return of the Jedi.

But looking back, it was obvious.

3/08/2006 1:46 PM  
Blogger wallycrawler gesticulated...

Gyrobo ya don't scare da Wallycrawler and besides your eyes don't blink like Rick's . That's just f'n eerie !

3/08/2006 3:38 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Rick is just a sticky river. I've said that before, haven't I?

Rick? Where be ye, ye sticky river?!

3/08/2006 3:43 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Careful, now that you've done the evil master's bidding, he's going to "accidentally" chop your head off in a logging accident.

3/08/2006 4:22 PM  
Blogger Pony Boy gesticulated...

Fucking robots

3/08/2006 4:54 PM  
Blogger marcy_peanut gesticulated...

(Ponhyboy--above--looks like he better not bend over to get the soap in the bathroom if ever incarcirated!)

Hey--why in god's name is Cheney holding an ax? Is he afraid he'll...uh...shoot someone??

Hey--and, guess what?? I have a new post! It only took a month, but, hey it's my life and I'll do what I la la la ...

3/08/2006 5:41 PM  
Blogger Online Degree gesticulated...

Because Hex is easier to read:
68 65 6c 6c 6f 2e 2e 2e 20 6c 6f 76 65 20 74 68 65 20 73 69 74 65 21

3/08/2006 5:59 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...

Hexa whosea wha?


3/08/2006 6:01 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...

The Dark Side beakons... according to my drone-2-droid translation matrix, Vice President Cheney approached Drone #01248-C (that's the designation of this drone) with an undeniable offer: bring a special fusion axe to our brave space pioneers in exchange for a green card.

He took it.

3/08/2006 6:08 PM  
Blogger Phil gesticulated...


Anonymi your days are numbered! You binary encrypted fool!

3/08/2006 7:27 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...

Much like a DNA resequencer, I never leave home without one.

Dance! Dance around it!

3/08/2006 7:55 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

what was going on?

3/08/2006 8:22 PM  
Blogger marie gesticulated...

robots dont breathe

3/08/2006 8:23 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...

Breathing is for people who don't have anything better to do.

No time! Gotta keep up the electric musical numbers. Dun dun dun, duh da duh.

3/08/2006 8:50 PM