Arial Sharon gonna stick you with a shiv.
Beware the Roboshrub!
Retropostal Footage
- A Defense of Greed
- Transport Redux
- Who Was the Elephant Man?
- World War II— What the Textbooks Won’t Tell You
- The Passion of the Roboshrub IV
- Confessions of a Triangle Hunter
- Welcome to Miio's!
- I Am Become Water
- A Critical Analysis of StarCraft™
- Bush Mutates Into Alien, Freaks Out Diplomats
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Yo. 'S coo', bro. Whut gots ya' been down t'lately, mah' little robotic buddy? ah' dun didn't see ya' 'round da damn neighbo'hood on dis fine Sunday. Slap mah fro! Let me know where ya''ve been. 'S coo', bro. Okay?
Cheers, Bhakti
p. Jes hang loose, brud.s. Check out dis link! Right on!
Dilectizer
x:[P <---confederate soldier
Destructobob?! You've returned to us!
I knew one day you'd remember your password— or get really, really bored and look it up.
Whatup, Bob?!
That dialectizer really spices up the Elephant Man's poem.
'Tis true mah fo'm is sumpin odd,
But blamin' me is blamin' God;
C'd ah create mahse'f anoo
ah w'd not fail in pleasin' yo'.
Eff'n ah c'd retch fum pole t'pole
Or grasp th' ocean wif a span,
ah w'd be measured by th' soul;
Th' mind's th' stan'ard of th' man, as enny fool kin plainly see.
This is now an open thread, and will remain so until Roboshrub decides to post something Cheddar-related.
*Yay, Destructobob!*
The plot thickens...
OH MY GOSH!! This is the funniest open thread I have ever read!! First, L>T's emoticon of CABE!!!! I love it! I'm still laughing my jive arse off!
And then, the dialectized version of the Elephant man's poem!!
You are too funny...I can't type with all of these tears fallin' from my eyes!!!
Catch ya later!
Okie pinokie pants :)
huh?
This one was a tad bloated