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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Arial Sharon gonna stick you with a shiv.

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Blogger Cabe gesticulated...


12/18/2005 9:34 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Yo. 'S coo', bro. Whut gots ya' been down t'lately, mah' little robotic buddy? ah' dun didn't see ya' 'round da damn neighbo'hood on dis fine Sunday. Slap mah fro! Let me know where ya''ve been. 'S coo', bro. Okay?

Cheers, Bhakti

p. Jes hang loose, brud.s. Check out dis link! Right on!

12/18/2005 10:58 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

x:[P <---confederate soldier

12/19/2005 9:47 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Destructobob?! You've returned to us!

I knew one day you'd remember your password— or get really, really bored and look it up.

Whatup, Bob?!

12/19/2005 10:42 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That dialectizer really spices up the Elephant Man's poem.

'Tis true mah fo'm is sumpin odd,
But blamin' me is blamin' God;
C'd ah create mahse'f anoo
ah w'd not fail in pleasin' yo'.
Eff'n ah c'd retch fum pole t'pole
Or grasp th' ocean wif a span,
ah w'd be measured by th' soul;
Th' mind's th' stan'ard of th' man, as enny fool kin plainly see.

12/19/2005 10:44 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

This is now an open thread, and will remain so until Roboshrub decides to post something Cheddar-related.

*Yay, Destructobob!*

The plot thickens...

12/19/2005 10:47 AM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

OH MY GOSH!! This is the funniest open thread I have ever read!! First, L>T's emoticon of CABE!!!! I love it! I'm still laughing my jive arse off!

And then, the dialectized version of the Elephant man's poem!!

You are too funny...I can't type with all of these tears fallin' from my eyes!!!

Catch ya later!

12/19/2005 10:59 AM  
Blogger Kay Ray gesticulated...

Okie pinokie pants :)

12/19/2005 2:17 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...


12/19/2005 7:30 PM  
Blogger Calzone gesticulated...

This one was a tad bloated

12/19/2005 8:19 PM  
Blogger Captain Canuck gesticulated...

Sounds like a case of retroactive voodoo politics to me!

12/19/2005 11:00 PM