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Open Thread Six Thousand, Mysteriously Transported from the Future

The much-lauded being known to some as "destructobob" does not actaully have anything of interest to say. She would however, like to draw your attention to the following:



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Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I say; Good show, old chappess.

(I never let gender arguements get in the way of MY accents...)

7/10/2005 3:27 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Now that's what I'd call an open thread! But what would an open thread be without- Robot Abe Lincoln?!?

7/13/2005 10:04 PM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

Harry Potter tomorrow. Incredibly lame, and yet--all anyone will be talking about for the next month.

Here is a link to something moderatley funny.

Here is a link to something that is also moderately funny.

7/14/2005 6:55 PM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

I spelled moderately incorrectly. Alas.

7/14/2005 6:57 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I leave Monday for the Japan.

The new Willy Wonka movie totally DESTROYS Harry Potter.

7/14/2005 9:02 PM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

You are going to The Japan? Why are you going to the Japan?

The new Willy Wonka, I suspect lameness of it.

7/14/2005 9:28 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I am to convey the better side of American society as a student ambassador.


Also, Johnny Depp cannot lame. He hasn't the sufficient of limbs.

7/14/2005 9:32 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Japan is one of the coolest countries on Earth, despite their use of the metric system.

7/14/2005 10:09 PM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

Could you get them to blow up my shiny new college roommates? Japan has the technology! And it built that technology with the metric system.

His hair is the ugly and he is frighteningly pale. It totally ruins the Johnny Deppness.

7/14/2005 10:33 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Oh, and by the way, I made some more Timages. You'll know them because they're yellow.

7/14/2005 11:04 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It's too bad you're leaving for Japan. You're going to miss Pi Approximation Day. I plan to celebrate the holiday quietly, of course.

7/15/2005 7:50 PM