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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Three Down, X To Go!

Happy three year blogiversary! To celebrate, I'd like to regale you all with the greatest story ev-

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Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

The greatest story ever hula'd?

The greatest story ever written on hunks of tree back with aeresol cheese?

The greatest story ever what? Tell me, the waiting's killion' me over here already.

6/24/2008 3:13 PM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

Happy Blogiversary! And many happy returns.

-ening hosted at the local bar, kill and grill 'Robot Ninja Joes', but unfortunately there were no sur-

6/24/2008 6:39 PM  
Blogger Professor Huxley gesticulated...

Happy Blogiversary, chums.

-prise celebrity guests, so the event has been postponed until the f-

6/25/2008 11:12 AM  
Blogger handmaiden gesticulated...

Happy Blogiversary!

The greatest robot story ever...starring, "Roboshrub"!

6/25/2008 11:09 PM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

That's not even one year in Robo-years.

6/29/2008 1:48 PM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

-latulence of modern society known as Paris can extricate her h-

7/01/2008 8:05 PM