To a bottomless joke,
The man who scored 69
In the general vote.
Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.
Fangs for the memories.
In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”
It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.
Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department
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For your insolence, I condemn you to...
Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)
Running with chainsaws since 2005.
But seriously, my state's in turmoil.
I'm sorry about your State...
-giggling-
Gyro! I had to tell the feds you were one of their clients!
I'm sorry!
You could move to Illinois, our state's pretty safe from having any prostitutes wanting to be involved with out governor.
@Hippo: I voted for him. His campaign promised he'd never get caught.
@Spitzer: That makes two broken promises!
@Jon: The land of Lincoln! That'll give me the perfect excuse to work on my log cabin mating call:
creak... creak... TIMBUR!
What a cliché!
When will Americans take their damn sanctimonious hands off their religious book of choice and realise that it's every elected officials birthright to ignore their own public filibustering and fuck high priced sluts.
Geesh, why are we still persecuting these poor politicians?
Churchill said the same thing at Yalta. Stalin took it to heart, and vowed to pack the Kremlin with drunken spendthrifts.
I believe it lead to the Sino-Soviet split.
Gyrobo, rumor has it you are listed as client number 8. Any comment?
I thought it was because Khrushchev slept with Anna Louise Strong after I wouldn't share the last spicy pork bun!
Damn that underhanded Churchill.