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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
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The Legend of the Were-whale

Some say the were-whale came from outer space. Behind the moon, on the darkest crevice of that, cold, malicious place. Where only the strongest of organism can survive.

The whale lurks below the depths of every sea and every ocean. Through underwater caverns, the were-whale has created, he is everywhere and anywhere. He is capable of nearly 300 mph and can jump 400 feet into the air.

His main diets consist of kelp, plankot and human blood. he usually disguises him self as a dcotor to get into blood bank.... it has only worked once

if anyone is too see the were-whale, please stay away and call your local were-whale specilist to give his location.

if we work together, we can live in harmony with the were-mammals of the world

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Blogger handmaiden gesticulated...

below the depths of every sea...

-2,540M ?

12/31/2007 10:42 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

I don't think I would care too much for a diet of human blood! ewww
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Have a wonderful 2008!
Lee Ann

1/01/2008 11:34 AM  
Blogger Delicious gesticulated...

if it could survive on the dark side of the moon, surely the seas would show no problems

1/02/2008 9:03 AM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

Plankot is the key, we must breed half-human half-plankots and feed them to the were-whale... I only have one question. What's a plankot? I asked the dcotor but said he was a figment of my imagination.

1/03/2008 11:28 PM  
Blogger Delicious gesticulated...

well g3t, plankot are a very illusive creatures, so let me tell you alittle about them, wait...i feel another blog comming on..stay tuned

1/04/2008 10:40 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


I'll be sure to effing call the Department of Health and Whale Services...

God knows we need another government program protecting endangered species of which there are only ZERO in the WORLD!!! I'll kill all of you!

1/07/2008 11:51 AM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

Were-whale? There-whale!

1/16/2008 7:17 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Hi GYROBO--I wanted to tell you that I think you will be quite interested in the information on my latest blog post. (Yes, I actually have a new post!)


See you soon!

PS I got stung by the bees!!! :(

1/20/2008 7:23 PM