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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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I'm Such A Character

I wasn’t planning to do any widget work until after I won the beauty pageant, but a recent face transplant from a baboon killed that dream.

So I present to you what I did last night instead of practice my acceptance/concession speeches:

Character Map Screenshot
It does exactly what it looks like it does.
There’s not all that much to say about this. I found the existing character map widgets cumbersome and unappealing, so I took it upon myself to make a new one.

What makes my Character Map better than all the others? Love. Unlike all other character maps, this one will express love. Not physical or mental love, but the kind you get from biting into a lukewarm waffle.

You can use it online, or download the widget.

I’d like to leave you now with a random arrangement of symbols: æâèǬǦǡɆɌӽӲҫҤ➐➍⁂⁁℻ℍ℆.

Opera doesn’t seem to want my widget shown publicly yet. I assume it’s because of that widget competition I heard was going on... inconsequential! The masses will soon rejoice at my endeavor! Opera, by blocking my widget, you’re... you’re...

You're ruining everything!

It's all available and stuff now. Heads up: I plan to use that picture again when the specs on IE8 are released.

Processing 6×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

I think it's broken. Or is it s'posed to look like that?

12/04/2007 3:37 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I submitted my widget about a week ago, I don't know why it's still under review...

12/04/2007 4:24 PM  
Anonymous Widget Master gesticulated...

Your widget is offensive sir, and furthermore I grant it the status of in queue.

Also you smell of robot.

12/05/2007 9:45 AM  
Blogger Dr. Nemonok gesticulated...

I do enjoy that fresh robot smell in the morning.

12/05/2007 3:28 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

What a nerd.

12/08/2007 8:22 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

I love opera and love!
Baboons....not so much!

12/09/2007 1:53 PM