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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Poetry From Spam

Cloudsfrom blare, whitchfrom, kids kidsfrom trainfrom.
Spanish paz vega.
Ago young girl named katu.
Albums phantom power kraft.
Name on december, featuring, guest vocals, lisa jen from?
Bid more big, names.
Moon steal, soul, unless follow these, directions.
Download with additional songs colossal.
News, super furry animals star.
Slots flaming, lips uk tour at glasgow.
Old version flash player!
jolie dry, desktop, wallpaper pamela baywatch.
recent oldest hours ago young.
Post flag favorited times statssites.
Sasha, baron cohen priyanka chopra!
kids kidsfrom trainfrom
draftfrom reunion
Release his, second, in the year, candylion followup?

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With sun's warmth wasted on a stone,
Blurring the terrain,
Dismal, endless plain—
So, startled, quivering,
To mark that square, perhaps: were Mère and Père
Glimmering of light:
A rabbit carcass in its stiffened fur.
That desire has ever built, have approached
That images of roads, whether composed
In the dread circle hemmed by glaciers,
Everywhere, utterly.
End of the comedy.
Life, or only joy, that stands out
Is the moon to grow
Again awaken from your being gone to find
How can they get the point of how a world
Allowing me to let your picture form and wake
whose soft bristles graze the top-racks.
Will sound, then the Lord's face will luminesce


Processing 16×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger jin gesticulated...


Moral of the story:

1/13/2007 1:35 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

I think it was the phantom colossal furry animal from glasgow watching baywatch with a flag and a kid riding on a train going to the reunion.
Have a great weekend Gyro!

1/13/2007 11:14 AM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

Wow! The words speak for themselves, but in a slightly different language.

The langague of Spamalot, glammerbot -raggenbrot that I bought as I fought an onslaught of gutrot.

(or so he thought)

1/13/2007 9:37 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Yes...cows have utterly invaded my inbox as well!

1/13/2007 10:58 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

I am hallucinating.

I just clicked
"Do Not Click Here!"

(jin's are curious creatures)

& I swear a second poem appeared.

Now, I'm going to click another button
& I swear a new comment will appear.

The Internet is SO amazing.

1/14/2007 7:29 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Bob Dole returns!

Bob Dole doesn't need to promote Bob Dole...but somebody doles..I mean does.

1/14/2007 11:21 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

*snaps fingers*


1/15/2007 4:25 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

It must be art.

1/15/2007 8:33 PM  
Blogger unregistered text offender gesticulated...

Some of thats actually quite beautiful

1/16/2007 9:53 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One gesticulated...

I think I got that same spam. about 300 time today!!!

It was a nice peice of found art. Now if we can find the artist who sent it, we can beat them with a can of spam.

1/16/2007 6:20 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...


1/17/2007 7:52 AM  
Blogger Polyman3 gesticulated...

I too would like to feel
the rabbits caress.

1/17/2007 9:05 PM  
Anonymous RIch gesticulated...

There are more than enough painful people publishing poignant pork product poetry pieces perhaps?

Luckily there aren't many supplied by robots.

1/22/2007 7:47 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Aw, man! I've gotta make a new post already!

1/22/2007 8:16 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Holy crap---this post reminds me of all of the fun times at the Roboshrubbery that I have been missing these past a lot of several months!!!

Sasha, baron cohen priyanka chopra!
: to this I say- Muruti mangala maruti mangala Shalom Namaha!


1/22/2007 9:04 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...


1/22/2007 9:43 PM