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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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“We Can Rebuild Him- Make Him Stronger, Faster, And Throw In A Cupholder.”

There's nothing written on that page! It's just scribbles!

Just your run-of-the-mill thermonuclear explosion.

This isn't a dream- it's a nightmare!

That's how I wake up every day. Seriously.

It's all in the wrist.

I'm so sick of lethargic Peeping Toms.

Processing 32×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

This does not explain the mystery of what happened to your body.

1/28/2007 10:01 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Oh, that. Radiation.

1/28/2007 10:42 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...


or not.

1/28/2007 11:22 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Knowledge Database is two words!

1/28/2007 11:30 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

What are we if not creatures of two words?

1/28/2007 11:42 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

The only other K word I could think of was "Knife"...and that just really would have screwed everything up!

1/28/2007 11:44 PM  
Blogger Professor Huxley gesticulated...

You should have consulted a lexicon! Lethologica is no excuse for poor anagrammary!

You could have used kipper, kangaroo, killer, kindling, kisser, kindred, krinkler, kestrel, king, knight, kringle or kombatant! Granted, none of those make sense in context, either, but that isn't my problem.

1/29/2007 12:49 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Somebody's gotten into the dog biscuits again...

1/29/2007 1:13 AM  
Blogger Professor Huxley gesticulated...

I'll eat as I please, thank you very much!

I'm certain this is jerky, but the box assures me that this is not true. Who to believe?

1/29/2007 1:47 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

It's SOYlent green.

1/29/2007 3:23 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

Haha... Kinda.

1/29/2007 5:59 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Oh yes, and the cupholder...genius!

1/29/2007 9:05 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

Sounds like a guilt dream. See what happens when you let your camera man die?

1/29/2007 9:47 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One gesticulated...

I see Amok is on the run again.

1/30/2007 2:35 PM  
Blogger Arcturus gesticulated...

wow ... cool nuke explosion, too.

1/30/2007 7:26 PM  
Blogger BooTCaT gesticulated...

Prevent the explosion .
We need more forests.

Use your robots to create more forests .

They are indeed needed .

Hey people , above and below me , We need more forests .

Start growing your own forests .

1/30/2007 10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Trees are for acorns!

1/31/2007 12:13 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Wait wait wait, I'm confused here. Did we save the cheerleader or not?

word notification: gyrek

That would be a great name for a robot or a cyborg, or a robotic cyborg, or a goldfish.

1/31/2007 4:19 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Uh oh...




1/31/2007 6:01 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Gyrek was my Vulcan grandfather.

It was he who instilled me with logic and arching eyebrows.

1/31/2007 6:15 PM  
Anonymous Rich gesticulated...

See what happens when you spend 6 million dollars on a claw machine. Insanity, Insanity I say!

1/31/2007 10:05 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One gesticulated...

rich is right! You should have spent at least $12 million on a claw machine.

Oh why oh why did you have to do it on the cheap?

2/01/2007 7:14 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Hi, hello, how are you?
Have a great weekend!

2/02/2007 2:31 PM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

That reminds me of a book I once read: "To Kill AMOK in G-Bird".

I was on a Uzbeki train and it was the only thing available.

2/02/2007 6:59 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Hi...I'm back in the blogosphere with my new laptop...finally! Yeah--this is actually the first blog that I have visited since revisiting the blogomatic-spherorama. I LOVE this blog, and I have missed reading it for TOO LONG. Well, the good news is that I am (Sounds like some kind of goofy meditation, doesn't it?)

I have to say that I almost peed my pants when I read Flatlander's comment! good to be back.

I love your drawings...especially the 'poofy wig'. :)

I also enjoy the today's avatar on the front page. Very entertaining.

thanks for the smiles, people. ;)

2/02/2007 11:49 PM  
Blogger J to the Ayme gesticulated...

Thats so cute, I totally like comics

2/04/2007 11:30 AM  
Anonymous Rich gesticulated...

Your page is like totally loading as white space for me... I had to come through the archives link on your timages.

Is that like... intentional... am I no longer welcome here... has roboshrub cut me off the payroll... how will I survive... I'm an orphan... is Darth Vader really my father... should I turn to the dark side... should I include a question mark... all will be revealed in the next episode of... wait... I really only wanted to let you know I'm not getting anything other than whiteness, ignore the rest.

2/05/2007 1:58 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

@Rich: Blogger hates us all.

@A Army of (Cl)one: If we'd spent any more money, we couldn't have afforded the pinball machine.

@Lee Ann: I can't complain; the chip in my head prevents it.

@Flatlander: Yeah, their reading material stinks, but at least their trains run on time. Metric time.

@Bhakti: Welcome back. Enjoy your visit. Don't feed the raptors.

@UninvitedLikeTheClouds: So does Al Gore, but you don't see him around here. Remember that when you write your paper.

2/05/2007 9:33 AM  
Blogger Professor Huxley gesticulated...

Flatlander is Canadian. He's not going to be intimidated by metric time. And you have to repeat anything you say to him in French.

That said, I fully support Canada, Canadians, Her Majesty, and the metric system.

2/05/2007 9:55 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

With Stephen Harper as PM, it's only a matter of time before Canada returns to using pints and pounds.

The Conservatives have always championed anti-metric policies. It's the Tory Tautology.

2/05/2007 3:05 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Hey Little Metal Guy--

When I switched all of my blogs to Beta Googlin' Blogger Thingy, it changed my Marcy_Peanut avatar on my A LITTLE BENT blog to Bhakti! Do you know how I can get Marcy back in the driving seat? I mean, I realized that I could simply repost everything, however, I would then lose all of the incredibly happy-go-lucky comments I've received.

Any advice from my Little Metal Guy, or raptors, or anyone who floats in your part of the sphere?

2/05/2007 8:22 PM  
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