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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department






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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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12.22.2006

Reason For The Season

In light of Roboshrub Incorporated’s recent acquisition of Santa Claus’ house and workshop through a federal seized property auction, our management wishes you all a happy season of royalty payments and photogenic moments. As yet another year comes to the end of its tether, we can only be reminded of the things that made these last twelve months so great:

Friends
Friends

Government Officials
Government Officials

Personal Hygiene
Personal Hygiene

Aluminum
Aluminum Tubes

Also, I recently updated €ncryptør to fix a few bugs and add a button. Does anybody have a suggestion for new features I can add? Remember the static void main!

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Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

Merry Yuletidings to you and yours G-dawg!

Lets make 007 the year of the double ended cotton swab on a stick.

12/22/2006 11:57 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Rocket power! That's a feature you can add!

Anyway..

Merry Christmas to you and Roboshrub, and Bob...oh and the new guy!

12/23/2006 6:44 AM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

Merry Something to you, Robo. I missed these pictures, I guess I'm reading the wrong newspapers.

12/23/2006 12:27 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Mmmmmm...

Yule...

12/23/2006 2:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown gesticulated...

Have a very Robotic Christmas and Rustless New Year.

12/23/2006 5:11 PM  
Blogger High Power Rocketry gesticulated...

Hello world! Add that!

12/23/2006 9:50 PM  
Blogger Kim Ayres gesticulated...

Hope you have a Hapy Christmas, Gyrobo

12/24/2006 5:20 AM  
Blogger Kim Ayres gesticulated...

or even a happy one

12/24/2006 5:21 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Merry...
oh wait already said that..


I thought Robots weren't sposed to have stat counters!

12/24/2006 10:20 AM  
Blogger mika gesticulated...

i want some aluminum for christmas.

12/24/2006 1:02 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Michael: Same to you, Captain.

Alex: "Hello World" killed my dog.

Kim: I haven't been happy since five minutes ago, when I saw a funny YouTube video. Boy, was that funny. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Hippo: There are many things about robot culture that would drive one to wrong conclusions. For instance, President Lincoln was really assassinated for his role in toaster repression.

Mika: Have you been incorrigible this year? Santa only gives aluminum to incorrigible children.

12/24/2006 5:46 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...



Bill O'reilly says you're afraid to say Christmas!

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12/24/2006 6:13 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Bill O'Reilly needs to stop going through my mail.

12/24/2006 6:15 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


There's some interesting stuff in your mail...

PLAY-ROBOT ?

Now just what is this?!?

12/24/2006 6:31 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I have a prescription for that.

12/24/2006 6:34 PM  
Blogger concerned citizen gesticulated...

"Reasons greetings" to you too!
Encryptor looks pretty much the same to me & works fine.
Don't get all bloggere & start messing with it!

12/24/2006 6:44 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Heh...who knew this post would predict Ford's death.

Nice goin' ya time traveling robot.

12/27/2006 10:12 PM  
Blogger Metapirate gesticulated...

'Twas I who foretold of the old man's death.

I saw it in a vision of the future, right before the robot uprising.

12/27/2006 10:22 PM