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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department






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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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11.19.2006

Hour Of Need

Hour of Need

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Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

It's not for nothing...I promise! ;)

11/19/2006 1:01 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That's right! It's all for a new iPod Shuffle.

Have you seen them?! So tiny.

Teeny tiny.

11/19/2006 1:11 AM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

Lord Gyrobo the AWESOME
draws AWESOMELY.

Oh, but wait...you know that already.

Sorry, carry on!

11/19/2006 1:24 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


I can get a bunch for free.

11/19/2006 10:04 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

So many late night visitors...

Perhaps the time zone difference is at fault. Is it 643:32 with any of you?

...

Free iPods?!

11/19/2006 11:07 AM  
Anonymous Rich gesticulated...

Your sensitivity is truly touching Gyrobo. There are rules about touching in the workplace you know!

PS. I wouldn't wait for me, I'm that loser who always turns up late to the party with that drunk sasquatch of a girl who drinks the last of your beer and then disappears with your girlfriend for three months while they 'find' themselves on a lesbian kibbutzim in Detroit. Also, it wasn't me who left the severed head in your toilet. I think it was Bruce.

11/19/2006 6:02 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

How rude is that.

11/19/2006 6:44 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


So what you're sayin' is...

Karl the Sorcerer was just immitating Harry Potter?

I respected him man... but now.. I just don't know. You know? I...I just don't know anymore.

-walks away-

11/19/2006 9:04 PM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

Wrong for five years? Must be a government employee. (Uh, oh, I'm one of those.)

11/19/2006 9:29 PM  
Blogger Karl the Sorcerer gesticulated...

And I'll hate you forever!

11/19/2006 9:34 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Poor karl!

What do you mean the video dosen't work? It works for me???

11/19/2006 10:27 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

All semblances of conformity, cast aside!

By the razorwinds of Glandstone shall the oceans part, and gales of fire and lemurs shall rain down upon the fields of Pod.

There will the Fish of Foresight awaken.

11/19/2006 11:35 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

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if you piss Karl off he might hex you or something.

11/20/2006 11:23 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

I don't think I could use one of those iPod Shuffles. How would I push all the buttons with these fat, stuby fingers? I'd need a stick or something.

wyrwybz

11/20/2006 2:36 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I'm starting to think the title and content of this post is making people think I'm having some kind of breakdown, when really I'm just promoting the iPod Shuffle.

Seriously, I've been shuffling nonstop for the last couple of weeks.

11/20/2006 4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

You didn't pay for that thing did you?

I could have gotten you one for free.

Yah I'm too lazy to log in.

11/20/2006 7:16 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Where can you get free iPods?!

Is it Sears?! Is it?!

11/20/2006 7:37 PM  
Blogger wallycrawler gesticulated...

Everybody's work is bullshit and meaningless .
We work , we eat , we sleep , we die . Feel better now ?

11/20/2006 8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Silly Robot. iPods are for humans.

I can get you one free on the internet...an iPod shuffle...those other iPods cost money!

11/20/2006 10:21 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Sputter!

I already bought me a Shuffle!

Why?! Why didn't I see this coming?!

11/20/2006 10:23 PM  
Blogger Dubya gesticulated...

He must have gone to school before "No Child Left Behind." 'Cause if he went to school now under my new programs he wouldn't hafta wait all those years to be disillusioned.

11/20/2006 10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Hah

Next time talk to me silly robot.

And get rid of that hat!

iPods for everyones!

11/21/2006 7:33 AM  
Blogger JLee gesticulated...

Nobody told me it was Flame Retardant Tuesday!! damn I wore my flammable undies today. :)

11/21/2006 3:39 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One gesticulated...

Being that I look like an I-Pod, do I get one for free? And what has Karl been doing wrong for th elast five years? I didn't even knew he worked. I that all he did was eat peyote and watch Golden Girls all day. Has he been doing that wrong?

11/21/2006 7:36 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 gesticulated...

Hey gyrobo.

11/21/2006 10:47 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Greetings, fellow Blogtopians.

How goes the holidays?

Yeah, I think I'll make a Thanksgiving post later.

11/22/2006 12:20 PM  
Blogger 13 gesticulated...

iPod therefore I am!

11/22/2006 1:02 PM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

My iPod plays vinyl.

11/22/2006 6:37 PM  
Blogger Captain Canuck gesticulated...

Happy Thanksgiving, Comrades!

11/22/2006 6:41 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Happy Thanksgiving sweetie!
Have fun and be safe!
~xo

11/22/2006 7:54 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...



Lee Ann loves me more!

Haha she called you sweetie.

11/22/2006 9:54 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The boundary of emotion has no meaning to we, the immortals of Westshire.

11/22/2006 9:56 PM