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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Scene 83

Wherein we view the journey of Drone #01248-C as it travels through space and time to do all kinds of things that eventually serve the industrial ambitions of Roboshrub Inc. Due to the recent crash, the drone has had a semi-permeable translation application installed. This upgrade should prevent future outages. May the Force be with Drone #01248-C.

<< Processing
<< Reloading Drive X:\

Beep. Beep. Beep.... Lincoln beep. Vrrrrnn. Htrrrrrrrrr. Click. Socratic method beep beep beep boop beep. Industrial-strength beep bzzzzzzzzzz ktrrrrrr. Beep, boop beep beep beep beep. Bzzzzz. Htnnnnnnn beep beep, beep beep vrrrrrrrr beep pffffff, beep beep. Vtrrrrrrnnn important to beep beep beep bzzzzzz.

Landing gear vrrrn beep whir, click, whir, beep beep boop beep. Krrrrrrr vrrrrrn vrrrn vrrrrrrrr! Beep, beep beep beep beep? Beep beep brrrrrrrr semi-permeable. Jimmy Stewart krrrrrr buzzzzzzzzzzzz gtrrrr vrrrn beep beep beep. Bzzzzz beep beep vrrrn beeeeeep! <script> Lrrrrrrrrrr vrrrrr hdnnnn beep beep beep. Break; </script> Syntax complete. Upload....... beep beep beep. Vrrrnn. Human beep beep beep beep beep, boop boop beep booooooop. Hdddddddrrrrrrnnnn mzzzzzz beep beeep.

Beep beep beep be-be-be-beeeeeeep? Sensei ktrrrrrrrr finishing move bzzzzzzzz hdnnnn vrrrrnn beep beep beep boop booop booooop booooooop! Beep swiftness vrnnnnnnn dragon, crrrrrrn. Process: thread alpha: complete. Return true;

Beep document.bzzzzzzz.beeeeeeeep vrrrrrrrn. Time distortion, bzzzz ktrrrrrr beep beep mbrrrrrrrrrn, beep beep beep boop? Beep beep! Beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep! Displacement minimal .... process reloading. Beep beep beep Constitution beep beep beep bleeeeeeeeeep. Vrrrrn beep brrrrrn vrrrr krrrrr trrrrrrn... loading... for( int i = 0)

Interruption.... GUI unresponsive. Activating Binary Safe Mode. 1010101 1001 10101 0 1 01011 01 01 0111001 1 1001 10 1 0101011 01 01 0101 01 01 01 0101 01 01 0101 01 1001 0101 01 01 01 1110001 101 011010101010101 01 0101 01 101 01 01 01 01 01 1001 01 01 10 01 01 01 01 01010101010101011 1 01 01 01 01 0110101101 0101101 0101011010 1000111 <click> Discontinuity response. Drone interpose, beep beep beep beep beep vrrrrrn! Intercept true. Return false;

Processing 11×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger sabatkes gesticulated...

These photos rock! I love your blog!!!!!!! Love the new header too. soooo jealous!

3/08/2006 11:30 PM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

That drone mumbles...but he sure gets around!

Yesteday I discovered that the last Q-tip in the jar HAD ALREADY BEEN USED!!!

Who would do such a thing?!

3/09/2006 12:01 AM  
Blogger Anifanatic gesticulated...

Q-tip for the win!

3/09/2006 1:36 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

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3/09/2006 6:30 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Remember in GI Joe the Movie when Jinx and Beachhead were fighting with giant Q-Tips? Boy, that movie really sucked.

It had a cool opening scene, though.

3/09/2006 6:30 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Q-Tips are a robot's best friend.

As to the header, Roboshrub Inc. has been using a series of over 50 unique title banners that appear randomly in accordance withb the random number code I invented a year ago.

So has it always been, so shall it forever be!

3/09/2006 10:12 AM  
Blogger flu gesticulated...

Apparently, that alligator wasn't constipated at all.

3/09/2006 12:47 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

No reptillian can thwart a Roboshrub Inc. drone!

3/09/2006 12:58 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

I had a rotating blog description on my blog but then I broke my blog and it stopped working. Someday I'll fix it, but also someday my prince will come.

3/09/2006 1:31 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Wow, he is really busy. He gets around. Those are great!

3/09/2006 1:32 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Our drones can go anywhere in space and time, as long as they remain firmly within the three dimensional plane.

3/09/2006 3:04 PM