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3.26.2006

Mel Gibson Versus The Universe

The movie Braveheart encourages children to make war on the English. What? It's true. There's science behind this.


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Blogger Salbert gesticulated...

Another interesting battle is Tom Cruise vs. South Park,

3/26/2006 1:14 PM  
Blogger His Majesty gesticulated...

Once again, you tempt fate with your circular logic and fiery rhetoric.

3/26/2006 2:11 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Gist vs. The Da Gist Code

3/26/2006 3:55 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...

If that's how you feel, I must update the post to include the inevitable.

3/26/2006 4:31 PM  
Blogger Phil gesticulated...



I once dated a Gist-like girl.

Ha-ha!
My life is a failure.

3/26/2006 8:08 PM  
Blogger His Majesty gesticulated...

The only thing certain in life is failure and taxes.

3/26/2006 8:32 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Now that's just not fair. I know Mel Gibson personally, and I know for a fact that he wouldn't encourage children to do anything.

3/26/2006 10:31 PM  
Blogger wallycrawler gesticulated...

Mel Gibson Rules the South Eastern hemisphere . He mind warping techniques are starting to influence parts of the West . He needs to be dealed with imedatly !

3/27/2006 8:32 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

That movie might encourage children to fight the British, but man tha scene where they were mooning 'em was totally funny.

3/27/2006 10:26 AM  
Blogger flu gesticulated...

I didn't come away with any feelings of hostility, but rather some greasy hands from the over buttered popcorn.

3/27/2006 10:33 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Don't you know that Mel Gibson & all movie Stars & other famous peole are "Mind Slaves"?
That is their minds have been taken over by the 'Alien rulers of the Universe.'
It's all very complicated, but, the Alien Masters feed off the adoration the masses have for these paragons of humanity, i.e. famous people & actors. For a small fee, I'll give you information to protec...AWK!!! SOMETHING IS HAPPENING! :0
My brain...Where's the tin-foil?

3/27/2006 10:41 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...



Last week the Gistology Institute came out with "The Passion of the Gist" which is clearly a ripoff of "The
Passion of His Majesty Evil Bob Dole."

3/27/2006 1:12 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Mel Gibson does not have a personal vendetta against the universe.

It has a vendetta against him.

3/27/2006 2:41 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

I definitely like the Tom Cruise vs South Park battle.

3/27/2006 4:32 PM  
Blogger His Majesty gesticulated...

No one can defeat Tom Cruise, as long as he keeps up his end of the bargain...

3/27/2006 5:34 PM  
Blogger Anifanatic gesticulated...

Too often now these days we see,
the darker side of humanity,
when once was freedom, once we'd sing,
but now drown in the mourning of what religion brings.

Gyrobo will you have my babies?

3/27/2006 6:31 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

can a robot clown sire babies?

3/27/2006 7:23 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The answer is self-evident: you must bring me a factory of biblical proportions and a box of puppies.

The puppies will be needed for phase 2.

3/27/2006 7:53 PM  
Blogger unregistered text offender gesticulated...

you can take the piss but you can never have his sucksess or at least its unlikely,
having said that he does seem to dislike the english "bravehart" "the patriot".

3/28/2006 6:29 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Mel Gibson is what we in the business call "He Who Cannot Breakdance."

3/28/2006 10:10 AM