It feels so natural!
Roboshrub Incorporated has a long history of making extensive varieties of wigs. For over 80 thought-years, the robotic elves who maintain our product development have put their lives on the line for our wig-based initiatives. First came the Glow-in-the-Dark Wig in 1981, which boasted the first lead-based scalp adhesive. Following its failure and the subsequent lawsuits, the “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee was re-released in 1994 at the World Fair in parallel universe New York. Its wild success in the parallel universe didn’t translate well into our dimension, due to the lack of a World Fair. Our Dimensional Telecommunications Department dubbed this the “Multiversal Wind-Chill Factor”.
The re-released “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee.
The final product is over 40% more durable than the official prototype hairpiece, which was unable to withstand more than 500 Kelvins of raw energy. Transparent Wigs are not machine washable. Dry clean only. Keep out of reach of children.