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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
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2.02.2006

Product #8112-34w “Transparent Wig”

Style is relative. But fashion experts throughout history and across the world agree: bald is out this year. Are you among the millions of balding individuals shunned by society for having little more than peach fuzz on top of your cranium? Help is on the way! Recently approved by the Fashion and Design Administration (FDA), the Tranparent Wig acts, looks, and feels like naturally grown hair. Transparent wigs will be available starting February 31st at participating wig outlets.


It feels so natural!

Roboshrub Incorporated has a long history of making extensive varieties of wigs. For over 80 thought-years, the robotic elves who maintain our product development have put their lives on the line for our wig-based initiatives. First came the Glow-in-the-Dark Wig in 1981, which boasted the first lead-based scalp adhesive. Following its failure and the subsequent lawsuits, the “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee was re-released in 1994 at the World Fair in parallel universe New York. Its wild success in the parallel universe didn’t translate well into our dimension, due to the lack of a World Fair. Our Dimensional Telecommunications Department dubbed this the “Multiversal Wind-Chill Factor”.


The re-released “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee.

The final product is over 40% more durable than the official prototype hairpiece, which was unable to withstand more than 500 Kelvins of raw energy. Transparent Wigs are not machine washable. Dry clean only. Keep out of reach of children.

Processing 8×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Calzone gesticulated...

do you guys make back hair?? I totally want to look good at the beach this year

2/02/2006 10:09 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Yes, and it's all transparent!

2/02/2006 10:14 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

What the hay?? Bald is out this year? Damn, & double damn. I thot for once, it would in.
I put all my $$$ on it. & I was looking to buy some usless produce & now I have NO $$.
What do you have for 00 dollers?

2/02/2006 11:44 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Everything but the kitchen sink.

2/03/2006 9:00 AM  
Blogger Bill the Apostle gesticulated...

Whats up? We might want the address back...Jesus deleted it kind of hastily, but we might do something else instead.

We appreciate you snagging it in case we want it back...will let you know next week

2/03/2006 6:05 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

You got it, Bill.

2/03/2006 7:14 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

My comments are missing!!!!

2/04/2006 3:07 PM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

Should I cut all my hair off so I can buy the wig?

2/05/2006 4:01 PM