Feel that tingling sensation in the back of your throat? That’s not an early indicator of cardiac failure- it’s your taste buds dancing in anticipation of Roboshrub Incorporated’s newest culinary delight. Dinner and dessert have been fused together into an amalgamation of crispy, crunchy sweetness.
Don’t you just wanna eat one?
Our competitors said it couldn’t be done. Our competitors said that adhering a sugary coating onto something already deep-fried was a lawsuit waiting to happen. But we say that sometimes, arteries just misbehave. Sometimes they get on your nerves. Up there on their high moral horses. Enough of their snobbishness! Give those insolent corpuscles what they deserve- and enjoy yourself in the process!
One bite and you’re hooked.
Frosted Fish Sticks contains trace amounts of Niacin, Melanin, Riboflavin, Beta Keratin, Cadmium, Chromium, Lithium, Thymine, Guanine, Cytosine, Adenine, Caffeine, Carbon-14, Manganese, Vitamin D, Ethanol, High-Fructose Corn Syrup, Red 21, Blue 32, Zinc, Iron, and small amounts of Adrenal extract. Does not contain actual fish. Consult your doctor before ingestion. Roboshrub Inc. cannot be held responsible for loss of life, limb, or property resulting from the use of this product. Goes great with butter.
Don’t you just wanna eat one?
Our competitors said it couldn’t be done. Our competitors said that adhering a sugary coating onto something already deep-fried was a lawsuit waiting to happen. But we say that sometimes, arteries just misbehave. Sometimes they get on your nerves. Up there on their high moral horses. Enough of their snobbishness! Give those insolent corpuscles what they deserve- and enjoy yourself in the process!
One bite and you’re hooked.
Frosted Fish Sticks contains trace amounts of Niacin, Melanin, Riboflavin, Beta Keratin, Cadmium, Chromium, Lithium, Thymine, Guanine, Cytosine, Adenine, Caffeine, Carbon-14, Manganese, Vitamin D, Ethanol, High-Fructose Corn Syrup, Red 21, Blue 32, Zinc, Iron, and small amounts of Adrenal extract. Does not contain actual fish. Consult your doctor before ingestion. Roboshrub Inc. cannot be held responsible for loss of life, limb, or property resulting from the use of this product. Goes great with butter.
oh, frosted fish sticks!!!! YIKES!
Hey, I thought you were a guardian angel! Why did you come to the castle and write the code word for MURDER?????? That is scary!
!REDRUM !REDRUM !REDRUM
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I can not tell you how funny that is to me
Fish sticks, I hate those things, but covered w/sugar & fried w/butter. HMMMMM! It's a possibilety.
Oh, my word! did rick anonymi wink at me?
no actual fish... that would explaine the lack of mercury!
Is it by the same designers of that "delectable" dish I had in a Greek restaurant many years ago--a steak baked in a pastry like covering?
Mmm... gyros...
Rick Anonymi is just a sticky river, aren't you, Rick?
Many people mistake his blinking for winking. Perhaps I should remedy that in due course...
Hey! Ol' JC's site is gone! What's up with that?!
I'm gonna wait about a week before taking it off my blogroll.
Does not contain actual fish.
WHAAAT?!!! You are trying to kill me with stupid. What kind of lunatic makes fish sticks with no fish?!
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