Style is relative. But fashion experts throughout history and across the world agree: bald is out this year. Are you among the millions of balding individuals shunned by society for having little more than peach fuzz on top of your cranium? Help is on the way! Recently approved by the Fashion and Design Administration (FDA), the Tranparent Wig acts, looks, and feels like naturally grown hair. Transparent wigs will be available starting February 31st at participating wig outlets.
It feels so natural!
Roboshrub Incorporated has a long history of making extensive varieties of wigs. For over 80 thought-years, the robotic elves who maintain our product development have put their lives on the line for our wig-based initiatives. First came the Glow-in-the-Dark Wig in 1981, which boasted the first lead-based scalp adhesive. Following its failure and the subsequent lawsuits, the “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee was re-released in 1994 at the World Fair in parallel universe New York. Its wild success in the parallel universe didn’t translate well into our dimension, due to the lack of a World Fair. Our Dimensional Telecommunications Department dubbed this the “Multiversal Wind-Chill Factor”.
The re-released “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee.
The final product is over 40% more durable than the official prototype hairpiece, which was unable to withstand more than 500 Kelvins of raw energy. Transparent Wigs are not machine washable. Dry clean only. Keep out of reach of children.
It feels so natural!
Roboshrub Incorporated has a long history of making extensive varieties of wigs. For over 80 thought-years, the robotic elves who maintain our product development have put their lives on the line for our wig-based initiatives. First came the Glow-in-the-Dark Wig in 1981, which boasted the first lead-based scalp adhesive. Following its failure and the subsequent lawsuits, the “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee was re-released in 1994 at the World Fair in parallel universe New York. Its wild success in the parallel universe didn’t translate well into our dimension, due to the lack of a World Fair. Our Dimensional Telecommunications Department dubbed this the “Multiversal Wind-Chill Factor”.
The re-released “Executive Class” Rainbow Toupee.
The final product is over 40% more durable than the official prototype hairpiece, which was unable to withstand more than 500 Kelvins of raw energy. Transparent Wigs are not machine washable. Dry clean only. Keep out of reach of children.
do you guys make back hair?? I totally want to look good at the beach this year
Yes, and it's all transparent!
What the hay?? Bald is out this year? Damn, & double damn. I thot for once, it would in.
I put all my $$$ on it. & I was looking to buy some usless produce & now I have NO $$.
What do you have for 00 dollers?
Everything but the kitchen sink.
You got it, Bill.
My comments are missing!!!!
Should I cut all my hair off so I can buy the wig?