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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Power Outage

I can't blog... my whole block has lost electricity. I'm writing this using a generator.

More on this later... once electricity is restored.

Dun dun... dun dun dun dun!

Ironically, I can only access the Internet because I have dial-up. Cable lines are down.

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Blogger L>T gesticulated...

So, what you are saying, is dial-up is kinda like having a wood stove?
Inconvenient & messy. But...when everyone else w/some kind of heat that takes elec. is freezing their buns off. You!, are warm as toast.

1/04/2006 1:57 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

What happenend on your block? Did someone pull a Chevy Chase "Clark Griswald" thing?

1/04/2006 3:21 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

That happened to me one day. I have cable internet connection. Mine went out for 2 boring, no computer and no tv! haha

1/04/2006 7:15 PM