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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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Secretary Rock

Oh, who makes sure all the diplomats
get paychecks every week?
Who goes to tons of laundromats
to dry-clean all her fleece?

Who has a love of politics
and danger on her plate?
Don't look now, for here she comes,
the Secretary of State.

For centuries past and centuries yore,
the Secretaries have been the ones
to bread the butter and butter the guns
constituting the executive core.

*cue the Rap music*

When Seward was the Sec. of State,
he went to Russia with a spate
of demands which the pres. would pay
and that's how 'laska came our way.

When Hamilton was Sec. of Tres.
he wanted central banking 'cause
as a New York finance general,
he favored matters federal.

When Ken Royall was Sec. of War,
he almost started World War Four.
That knocked Forrestal off the fence,
and made him first Sec. of Defense!

But by far the best Sec. of 'em all
is the only office that can call
itself the department o' all the States
and askin' why jus' temps the fates.

The Secretary of State's in the position
to lead America, 'f only through attrition.
When the Pres, Vice, Speak, and Pro-tem
are unfit or don't qualify, and only then
does the Sec. of State command the nation.

*Rap ends, fade out*

I hope that cleared up any questions you might have about the federal government.

Processing 5×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Monkey gesticulated...

I feel like I just listened to an episode of the Electric Company or Mr. Rogers on acid. I learned a lot. Thank you for clearing things up for me.

Thank you.

12/19/2005 11:50 PM  
Blogger Cabe gesticulated...

I learned that Government and Rap Music do not mix. Nor does Rap Music and Common Sense.

12/20/2005 3:45 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Now, if only we could get the President to read this...

12/20/2005 10:32 AM  
Blogger Malicia gesticulated...

I learned robots were cute

12/20/2005 7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

One question: Why are you rapping while your friend is trapped in a subterranian prison, with your archnemesis lurking around outside it?

12/20/2005 9:21 PM