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Kafka's Revenge Open Thread

Thread lightly, bloglander.

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Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...


12/22/2005 10:31 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It would seem you are unaware of the purpose of Open Threads. I'll break it down for you on your blog.

12/22/2005 11:07 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Why am I in jail?

12/22/2005 11:07 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

You are in jail for violation of the Temporal Accord.

12/22/2005 11:45 PM  
Blogger Cabe gesticulated...

Does Spam count as violating Temporal Accord?

12/23/2005 12:39 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Once I visited someone in jail! Freaked me out!

12/23/2005 9:54 AM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

Hi. I don't get it.

12/23/2005 11:22 AM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

LEE ANN--I'm NOT really in jail! I was referencing The Trial by Kafka.

Does anyone know WHY that poor soul was on trial. I could only make it halfway through the book. (and don't tell me he broke the Temporal Code ;) )

12/23/2005 12:04 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The purpose of an Open Thread is...

inside yourself.

And I won't break my perfect one month posting standard! A post a day for all of December, even if there's nothing worth posting! 31 consecutive posts!

12/23/2005 12:18 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Spam only violates the temporal accord if it's sent from Ontario. Everyone knows Ontario is situated in the future.

12/23/2005 12:19 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

I know bhakti, I just thought I would mention that! haha

12/23/2005 3:22 PM