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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Gyrobo Embarks on Quest for the Holy Grail

Due to the extreme lack of coolness on this blog, the one known as "Gyrobo" has decided to participate in a massive, inter-continental scavenger hunt for the sacred chalice, Lincoln's gold, the ark of the covenant, and an honest politician. "Farewell!" opines Gyrobo, as he is forced to complete these tasks or be thrown into the pit of doom. Will Gyrobo survive? What horrors will he unleash?!? Tune in next week (or in, like, four days) for the exciting conclusion!

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