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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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“Fools! Now I Can Destroy You from the Inside!” Says Bob in Diabolic Acceptance Speech

Whereupon unanimous consent has been reached by the parties of the addressee, one “destructobob”, and the parties of the management of the Internet entity “Roboshrub Incorporated”, said addressee has henceforth been granted the position of “contributer”.

Will Bob truly contribute? Will she use her blogging powers for good... or evil?!? Tune in next week for another installment of...

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Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

"At least now we have a staff member who doesn't have 'robo' in their name," says enigmatic entity in the company's basement.

6/30/2005 4:25 PM