Marvels of the Future!

These last two weeks, the entire Roboshrub Inc. staff has been at an emergency hyperbolic summit to determine our future as an imaginary organization, in light of our recent branching into the widget market. During the summit, we tapped the unlimited potential of a quantum thingy, and the time/space continuum was slightly warped so we could compress the 10,000 year meeting into a scant two weeks during which time we were incommunicado.

But being displaced from the normal timestream allowed us a rare glimpse into our future...

During the next five years, the Department of Defense and Blogger apparently will jointly contract Roboshrub Inc. to build the next generation surveillance/feed reading drone.

Do any of you remember the New Coke? Remember how much you loved it? Well, in a couple of years, Coca-Cola will try to corner the genetic facial enhancement market with their “New Coke” mindset. Yeah, we didn’t see it coming, either... until we looked into the future. And there it was, plain as day. But the future isn’t written in stone, so we’re gonna totally patent their proprietary base pairs!

As columnist Thomas Friedman claims, the world economy will indeed become more centralized over the next few decades. And Roboshrub Inc. will be riding that wave of internationalization, with our new Vangourd™ Line of measurement standards!

But by far the most impressive thing I saw was a possible timeline where our flagship product was a magical shimmering algorithm that allowed reality itself to be sorted into an array of contiguous ideas. And thanks to our crack team of interdimensional hackers, you too can experience our alternate reality genius!

By clicking here.

When exporting your realities, use the arrow keys to control their flow. The home and end keys move to the first and last realities, respectively, and pressing “Enter” or double clicking will progress the timeline by one. Users of Internet Explorer lack the evolutionary vestiges to export and must select text before inserting images. And they also can’t highlight.

As Bill Gates always intended.

*UPDATE*
Due to popular outcry, I've enabled the hidden Import feature, so you can copy in other people's slides. I was going to enable it by default, but it was doing really weird things in Opera. To make it work perfectly, import your slideshows, save them, and load them.

*UPDATE 2*
Import/export now works perfectly, and a few other bugs have been ironed out. Also, you can now create links between slides (just so you know) and change the default text of new slides. If you find a bug, tell me now or forever hold your peace.