To my dear comrades in the daylight lands,
How long has it been? Months? Weeks? I can no longer remember. The landscape visible from my quarter’s window is blurred and buried from snow. At times the sill is filled, walled in with icy whiteness. If it weren't for the Roboshrub my sense would have left me long ago. From this long line, I can remember how the sun shines, how grass grows, the freshness of the evergreens. Ah home...
I wish you all better than I,
Mr. R9NE
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To my devote fans,
Welcome to my mind. This outlet is the way I have of maintaining proper, human communication. Cabin fever has reduced communication with my fellow residents to grunts and unintelligible babbling. Campus has been shut down to "keep students safe". While this is a cause for celebration in my fellow, primitive students I suspect this is the cover for something much more devilish. I've been avoiding cabin fever by long walks around campus, reconnaissance and meeting with a contact off campus. This is accomplished by putting on two pairs of under garments, long johns, double laired pants and three shirts as well as a coat, hat and gloves. She, my contact, prefers not to be mentioned by name, even in my most private of journals, but suffice it to say she has helped a great deal.
The pieces are coming together.
-Mr. R9NE
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Months?
Icy whiteness?
Cabin fever?
pieces???
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*jin screams in terror*
"DONNER PARTY"
Thank goodness for contacts & internet access. Don't lose hope!
Oh my!
Where are you?
Talk about cabin fever, I couldn't get on the Internet all day today.
Hrmph!
I think there is a specially made Tylenol product for cabin fever.
Disco fever is a good deal more severe.
He's probably mad you weren't in class today. On the account of a holiday. And on the account of no dog bikkie's from students who wish to receive an A.
First of all, I have to say that I LOVE your Mission Statement, Credits, and...it's late...what was the third link on the top called?? SORRY! 'Embarrassed.
Anyway, those options are really cool!
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At times the sill is filled, walled in with icy whiteness.
I LOVE this sentence. Can I say I wrote it? You should win a Pulitzer for this sentence. Yes, I'm submitting this fine sentence for a Pulitzer. Does anyone have any contact information with regard to the Pulitzer?
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Who is SHE who refuses to be named? Can you give us a hint? Maybe a word scramble (must tell us the cultural origin of the name in order to give us some kind of leg up in the unscrambling department).
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Damn Benji and his icy cuteness!
Split Benji open to stay warm if you must.
Mmm, (munch munch), it has been hell here in the icy winter (munch munch). Life is harsh (munch munch) and many of my (munch munch) comrades did not survive (munch munch). But thank God that the rest of us (munch munch) are still alive.
(munch munch)
I have never had cabin fever. I have had cabin flu, cabin rickets, cabin TB and cabin anthrax.
Also I have never been in a cabin, so do any of those really count?
This is why we love having R9NE around- to fill us with envy at his "snow days."
Aye, I remember the snow days well... how I loved carving snow men and instilling them all with souls, only to have them die on me.