While many people utterly despise the little word verification things that must be filled before posting a comment, others recognize it as an excellent way to prevent comment spam. As a robot, I'm forbidden to participate in this childish discussion; however, I am able to stop and smell the veridical roses, so to speak. By your powers combined, here you go.
This one made me sad.
This one scares me for reasons I can't understand.
This one made me timid for a few days.
Reminded me of that new show, "Psych!"
They misspelled New York...
I used to have some pogs... and that other part vaguely resembles that show Roboshrub likes, FLCL.
'Sup with you?
This one just sounds like some kind of police show.
Just rolls off the tongue; musical, isn't it?
This one is ours.
How 'bout a hot cup o' joe?
My gut told me you'd enjoy this.
You're looking at pron.
Isn't this pronounced "cyborg?"
This one's very secretive...
I'm filled with elation!
Google! Such language!
Aw, look at the cute little hindrance!
I've never seen such an active captcha.
Boom! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-awwwwwww!
This one made me sad.
This one scares me for reasons I can't understand.
This one made me timid for a few days.
Reminded me of that new show, "Psych!"
They misspelled New York...
I used to have some pogs... and that other part vaguely resembles that show Roboshrub likes, FLCL.
'Sup with you?
This one just sounds like some kind of police show.
Just rolls off the tongue; musical, isn't it?
This one is ours.
How 'bout a hot cup o' joe?
My gut told me you'd enjoy this.
You're looking at pron.
Isn't this pronounced "cyborg?"
This one's very secretive...
I'm filled with elation!
Google! Such language!
Aw, look at the cute little hindrance!
I've never seen such an active captcha.
Boom! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-awwwwwww!
Nice work! I can see a boardgame based on this--like pictionary or scrabble. You could call it Verimorph.
Just remember: if it makes the bigtime, I want a cut.
"xegoelmn"
I figured it was time to stop telling people about the weird combinations I kept seeing, and starting showing them.
Ktzbdrwr
I think we can all enjoy a little pussy in the boudoir.
There must be another way. Perhaps a pre-emptive strike on Spam?
iazpajjq
Your frivolous misuse of a serious annoyance must end! You must obey me, for I control all that is, was, and ever shall be! I am the infinite and the ultimate! I am the bender, and the spoon! I am the balloon, and I am the string!
And now I am hungry.
Which would make you the teeth and the lasagna?
vfrev: I like people with verve but not as much as people with Furry Verve!
xvglcys
holio eglacias?
damn! cdzyw
cud z cow?
double damn!! vprpp
vurp... pardon me
I remember when Cyborg J was on Foy PD! That was cool.
emodsiso
FkyuPtrptmuS
I think someone's been screwing around here!
"ooqqa"
Here is one: ihrtumch
THAT one was written in secret by the forced laborers who work the Google verification machine.
Mine reminds me of Wheel of Fortune:
kxsmgslww
I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL!
-- david
ylrnmm: You learn with M&Ms?
You're a robot?
I have a non-exploding mechanical badger for you. Don't worry, I'm also disappointed.
oebjigq
LOOK AT THOSE LEGS FLY! It's the Über Jig!
Vee are all robots in zee land of zee Roboshrub.
Yeah that FOYPD is the Fountain of Youth Police Department.
They're run ragged.
But they all look about 12.
Curious.
-his majesty-
if ur hungry dat often, no wonder you're the balloon!
i often think someones trying to send me secret msgs. but i know that the law of randomness states that anything can come up from that and that if its left on loung enouth anything and everything will, one day it may well say Kill kill kill then we will all be in trouble. makes you think maybe what we are saying doesn't reallly make any sense and theres no such thing as language everything is random and what we say just occaisionaly hits the right part of the brain, acctually it doesn't make me think attall.
hxejueci
think i need something to drink
i know what the msgs mean its all subliminal product placement.