I found myself in a twisting, chaotic void,
For I was in desperate need of a sidekick.
Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.
Fangs for the memories.
In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”
It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.
Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department
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For your insolence, I condemn you to...
Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)
Running with chainsaws since 2005.
Haha brilliant!
Hogan will be your partner, brother!
I'd rather have a hoagie as a partner, 'cuz you know if I get hungry I could just eat it.
Mmmmm... hoagie...
*Homer Simpson style drooling sound*
Oh hell! not over here too?
There wasn't enough time to write another chapter involving the devil... but perhaps I will...
the devil is always an interesting subject.
Well, old Ned may not be too happy about your taking one of his souls, even if it is just a Borg.
I always have Ned on my side. He's as good a sandwich maker as I've ever seen.
Spooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
I don't like where this conversation is going.
Chuck norris?