Forced Interview

1. Other than yourself pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win?
   
   The henchman. No matter how many times a henchman is destroyed, he always returns, strength renewed. James Bond found this out the hard way.
2. What's your favorite color of Pink?
   
   Inner tube.
3. What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls?
   
   Episode VI.
4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child?
   
   Take it windsurfing.
5. How many figures am I holding up?
   
   180/π
6. Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop.
   
   "Dear Senator Lithgow, I regret to inform you that all your base are belong to us. Sincerely, Gentleman."
7. What's wrong with this Meme?
   
   It lacks sawdust.
8. Create your own question and answer it.
   
   When is a door not a door?
   
   When its appearance has been distorted to the point where it is no longer recognizable as a door.
9. What's your wrestler name?
   
   The Perfunctory Fist.
10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage?
    
    No.
11. Are you the weakest link?
    
    That information is classified.
12. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here?
    
    I've been prepared. Where were you?
13. Switch lives with one blogger for a year?
    
    No, I haven't.
14. Who has the best sidekick in LGS?
    
    I might, if I can get one...
15. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think?
    
    I think I shouldn't reveal my thoughts exactly because some people may not have seen the finale. I'm not a spoiler! Never have been. Well, maybe...
16. Do you know who Lookwell! is?
    
    I came dangerously close to saying "yo mama."
17. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with(except Henchmen)
    
    I choose Roboshrub Incorporated, Bathroom Hippo, and your friend and mine, Happy T. Fluke.