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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Well what did YOU do this Christmas?
After my Thanksgiving post, I came up with a ton of ideas based on a father/son dynamic that only exists in the fevered imagination of an overripe onion. I've decided to change the format of this blog from a once-a-month rage against the dying of the light to a biweekly comic, starting today! Let's see my strawman onion top that!