After my Thanksgiving post, I came up with a ton of ideas based on a father/son dynamic that only exists in the fevered imagination of an overripe onion. I've decided to change the format of this blog from a once-a-month rage against the dying of the light to a biweekly comic, starting today! Let's see my strawman onion top that!

What would Thanksgiving be like without relatives? Experts agree: it would be exactly like Arbor Day.

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