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Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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New Nanos Are Out!

Funny how art imitates life; I actually would like one of the new Nanos in orange. But I've already got one of the Cartmans.

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Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

I don't need one of those, I have an 8 track player and I like it just fine.

9/11/2008 7:06 AM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

I refuse to get one. I only like four songs, anyway.

9/14/2008 7:27 PM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

I use all 7.3GB available on my 8GB Kenny to store hour upon hour of white noise.

9/17/2008 8:00 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

Nanos are so shittay.

9/21/2008 9:02 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

I wouldn't get an orange one. It would probably blow up every week.

9/27/2008 9:44 PM