Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.
Fangs for the memories.
In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”
It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.
Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department
Customization Artifact
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For your insolence, I condemn you to...
Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)
You now have the inspiration to complete ten thousand more musical masterpieces.
I don't need one of those, I have an 8 track player and I like it just fine.
I refuse to get one. I only like four songs, anyway.
I use all 7.3GB available on my 8GB Kenny to store hour upon hour of white noise.
Nanos are so shittay.
I wouldn't get an orange one. It would probably blow up every week.