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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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5.30.2008

Product #9083-23x “Triangle-Tipped Tree List”

How many times have you dropped unceremoniously to your knees and prayed sobbingly to a long-forgotten Babylonian deity for a Javascript solution that let you showcase your affection for triangles?

Raise your hand proudly. It’s no secret that the triangle is the best shape of them all; why else would they be so prominently displayed in our bridges, roofs and continents? The triangle has always been seen as a symbol of high status and power.

Now you too can ride the triangle’s prestigious coattails like aristocrats of old! With the Triangle-Tipped Tree List, you can build fantastic collapsible menus like this:
Main Triangle 1
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3
Main Triangle 2
Sub-Triangle 1
Woefully Buried Triangle
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3
Initially Collapsed Sub-Triangle 2
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3
Initially Collapsed Sub-Triangle 3
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3
Main Triangle 3
Item 1
Item 2
Item 3

All of our triangles are imported from Egypt, where they are handpicked by our crack team of classical geometrists and stored in aerated warehouses until isosceles. Each tree list comes in a vintage 1985 chia chamberpot with a trilint nutripack to facilitate unschooled growth. And you have our solemn vow that if any of your triangles contain less than 180° we will happily replace them at no cost to you.

DANGER: Do not stand under collapsible lists or inject triangles into eyeballs. Prolonged usage can cause Ray Ramanoism and heart-hair. Roboshrub Inc. is not responsible for inflamed leaf nodes. For best results, periodically consult your dendrogeometrist.

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Blogger Simon O gesticulated...

I've heard tell that triangles are the new circles.

5/30/2008 8:41 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

Triangles are the funner shape.

5/31/2008 8:15 PM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

What about love triangles?

6/01/2008 3:59 PM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

It seems a shame to ruin your trio of comments on your triangular post.

6/04/2008 9:29 PM  
Blogger Nepharia gesticulated...

I love it when you say things I don't understand...wanna meet me in the hot tub back at the gladiator's dorm?

6/04/2008 10:51 PM