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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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A comical end
To a bottomless joke,
The man who scored 69
In the general vote.

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

But seriously, my state's in turmoil.

3/10/2008 9:03 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

I'm sorry about your State...


3/11/2008 2:22 PM  
Anonymous Spitzer gesticulated...

Gyro! I had to tell the feds you were one of their clients!

I'm sorry!

3/11/2008 2:29 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

You could move to Illinois, our state's pretty safe from having any prostitutes wanting to be involved with out governor.

3/11/2008 5:33 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

@Hippo: I voted for him. His campaign promised he'd never get caught.

@Spitzer: That makes two broken promises!

3/11/2008 5:34 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

@Jon: The land of Lincoln! That'll give me the perfect excuse to work on my log cabin mating call:

creak... creak... TIMBUR!

3/11/2008 5:41 PM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

What a cliché!

When will Americans take their damn sanctimonious hands off their religious book of choice and realise that it's every elected officials birthright to ignore their own public filibustering and fuck high priced sluts.

Geesh, why are we still persecuting these poor politicians?

3/11/2008 7:06 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Churchill said the same thing at Yalta. Stalin took it to heart, and vowed to pack the Kremlin with drunken spendthrifts.

I believe it lead to the Sino-Soviet split.

3/11/2008 8:42 PM  
Blogger Michael gesticulated...

Gyrobo, rumor has it you are listed as client number 8. Any comment?

3/11/2008 11:21 PM  
Anonymous Mao Zedong gesticulated...

I thought it was because Khrushchev slept with Anna Louise Strong after I wouldn't share the last spicy pork bun!

Damn that underhanded Churchill.

3/12/2008 12:46 AM