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So I was going through my bin of test cases today, and I came across a bunch of the cryptography samples I put together to help me figure out how to create €ncryptør:It was a lot of fun to go through all those pages again. Not only did I get to see where my scripting abilities were over a year ago, but I cleaned up the code somewhat.
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Tomorrow I’m going to New York City for a two-day debate with the police horses. I say they’re a more costly long-term investment than motorbikes; let’s see what they say.

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Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

Somehow I doubt the horses will be to open to logical persuasion.

And in case I've never said it, thanks for the Encryptor. That's a great program.

3/16/2008 8:20 AM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

Oooo, whitenoise made me yump fer yoy. That's a some nice coderlating.

As for the horses, you will find you're somewhat wrong. Sure, on the front of it the motorbike seems to be cheaper in the long term but you're not factoring in the eventual sales revenue from horse meat pies. Mmmm mmmm, now that's a some good gravy!

3/16/2008 8:11 PM  
Blogger Nepharia gesticulated...

Personally, I like the horses (I'm not in New York, but we do have them in the city where I live). It makes the cops both more approachable and they can access more areas on a street than just....well....the street.

Also, I really loved the "Do not click here link." I groveled appropriately....several times. :D

3/16/2008 9:21 PM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

Always been a fan of mom was dyslexic and would read me the entire opus of Dr. Seus backwards each night. And I would respond with, "mom uoy evol", at which she would slap me upside the head and say "who you calling evil, you ungrateful cretin!"

Ahhh, childhood. Nice panda pic too!

3/16/2008 10:44 PM  
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3/17/2008 1:09 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

If you can't win a debate against a horse, then you're as dumb as a mule.

3/17/2008 8:32 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Does every New York governor have an affair?

3/18/2008 12:10 AM  
Blogger Michael gesticulated...

And of course, I bet know one is going to ask the horses how they feel about the subject. Typical.

3/19/2008 9:13 AM