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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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1.29.2008

We've Got What You're Looking For

Over the last few years, many people have stumbled onto this site looking for... something. While this list is not exhaustive, I believe it to be a fair representation of what this blog offers:
  • spine coatrack
  • lou tintarello
  • aluminum balloon
  • cannonball balloons
  • dagwood splits the atom
  • hillbilly jesus
  • jesus was a vampire
  • puppy powered car
  • body spray side effects
  • images of cartoon deciduous teeth
  • pop can solar engine
  • sumerians head hurt who was in head
  • ham flavored gum for sale
  • antigone, loser
  • breeding saltwater clams
  • what is groundhug day?

Also, we’re Google’s #1 hit for the terms “sociological experiments” and “dennis hastert cannibal”. Thank you for making us number one, you Kafkan mutants.

In a similar vein, our browser statistics are:
Firefox 2
38%
Internet Explorer 7
30%
Internet Explorer 6
25%
Safari 1.2
3%
Firefox - Other
4%

I’m surprised Opera didn’t make the list at all, considering my widgets.

Processing 9×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger jin gesticulated...

I only come here when I accidentally hit the wrong link... my mouse doesn't work too well.

1/30/2008 1:39 AM  
Blogger Kim Ayres gesticulated...

I'm currently number one in google for "Kim Ayres", but might not be formuch longer as there's a young DJ techno music lass with my name creeping on to the scene. My only hope is that she never becomes famous or my life will be crap every time I have to introduce myself.

I mean, imagine if my last name had been Bassinger?

1/30/2008 6:53 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

@Jin: On this blog, every link is wrong.

@Kim: You could tell people she's your niece, and that her most famous songs are dedicated to you.

1/30/2008 6:00 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

You had me at ham flavored bubble gum.

I'm google's #1 hit for Intergalactic Gladiator.

1/30/2008 10:51 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Thanks for the Stats. Speaking of Stats, I got a 91% on my Stats 2 test. Yay me.

P.S> You should make a widget that lists all your widgets. And then like put another mini widget with a picture of Waldo in there just so we know what we're looking for.

1/31/2008 3:42 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Groundhug day is ... when you hug the ground. (It is a day of Earth appreciation!)
Have a good weekend!
~xo
Lee Ann

2/01/2008 4:12 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

Does the ham flavored gum come in honey roasted or Virginia salted?

2/02/2008 3:07 PM  
Blogger GrasshopperBoy gesticulated...

muuuaaaaahhhhhhh

thank god u are still alive :)

2/04/2008 4:31 PM  
Blogger G3T Films gesticulated...

I thought you had what I was looking for but then I found the exact same thing but with a worse colour scheme down the street for 30% cheaper.

Now that's some fine savings if you don't mind Puce!

2/06/2008 7:14 PM