Friends, visitors, web app aficionados, lend me your viewports; let me bring you tidings of goodwill, and fill your hearts with glee!
After laying fallow for lo these last months, Roboshrub Inc. is proud to force our latest brainchild into the limelight. Still not impressed? We’ve been burning the midnight oil for a hundred thousand days to get this ~beta~ product out to you... the least you could do is be more grateful.
Seriously, is this why we work for free?! So that you can, what, pick apart our works of scripted art like a puppy in a sausage factory? There is a movement in this country — no, this hemisphere — devoted to browbeating me personally. Every night on the television, talking heads and their ilk report naught but intimations of my own ill health; a pox on thee! They’re not even real people, just shadows and pixelated noise.
You’re different. I can tell, I am an excellent judge of character and the human condition, which is how I know what you’re thinking right now. You’re wondering if you can trust me, if you should fork over your time and energy when you don’t even know what this “product” is. Why, how do you know I’m not just peddling timeshares like a common Applejohn?
Four months and seven days ago, I brought forth onto my hard drive an uncompleted series of tubes. These tubes were molded and frozen into files which my full schedule prevented me from attending to.
Did I just just end a sentense with a preposition? How foolish of me. I apologize for... nothing. I just stood in judgement of the English language and found it lacking. When they “standardised” English, they said it would replace XML — but so far, its grammatical syntax is kludgy and I don’t much care for the silent letters.
Getting back to the project, its a whale of a project. I project this project will reject your skepticism and protect my reputation. Screenshot for the soul:
Do test it out. We encourage people with no overt ties to our nonexistent rivals to field-test our beta products while they (meaning you) are still alive. Many if not all of the improvements I whipped up and shoved into this Electric Boogaloo will make their way to Project Velt around late December/early January once I get some time off. Remember, I still haven’t added all the features yet that I wanted to.
Project Vont ~BETA~
Questions? Comments? Camera? Action? Prepositions?
After laying fallow for lo these last months, Roboshrub Inc. is proud to force our latest brainchild into the limelight. Still not impressed? We’ve been burning the midnight oil for a hundred thousand days to get this ~beta~ product out to you... the least you could do is be more grateful.
Seriously, is this why we work for free?! So that you can, what, pick apart our works of scripted art like a puppy in a sausage factory? There is a movement in this country — no, this hemisphere — devoted to browbeating me personally. Every night on the television, talking heads and their ilk report naught but intimations of my own ill health; a pox on thee! They’re not even real people, just shadows and pixelated noise.
You’re different. I can tell, I am an excellent judge of character and the human condition, which is how I know what you’re thinking right now. You’re wondering if you can trust me, if you should fork over your time and energy when you don’t even know what this “product” is. Why, how do you know I’m not just peddling timeshares like a common Applejohn?
Four months and seven days ago, I brought forth onto my hard drive an uncompleted series of tubes. These tubes were molded and frozen into files which my full schedule prevented me from attending to.
Did I just just end a sentense with a preposition? How foolish of me. I apologize for... nothing. I just stood in judgement of the English language and found it lacking. When they “standardised” English, they said it would replace XML — but so far, its grammatical syntax is kludgy and I don’t much care for the silent letters.
Getting back to the project, its a whale of a project. I project this project will reject your skepticism and protect my reputation. Screenshot for the soul:
Do test it out. We encourage people with no overt ties to our nonexistent rivals to field-test our beta products while they (meaning you) are still alive. Many if not all of the improvements I whipped up and shoved into this Electric Boogaloo will make their way to Project Velt around late December/early January once I get some time off. Remember, I still haven’t added all the features yet that I wanted to.
Project Vont ~BETA~
Questions? Comments? Camera? Action? Prepositions?
You TEASE!!!
A big build up like that and THIS is what I get when I click:
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /Gyrobo/Project_Vont/index.html on this server.
Wahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
It was all a sick joke!
How could you?
I live for your projects!!!
Man, I love that comic sans MS.
Thank you for sharing Project Vont. I am sure it will be a valuable tool in my quest for blogging excellence
{!font size="7"}{!span style="font-family: fantasy;"}I used the fantasy font cause that's where you live.{/span}{/font}
@Jin: I assure you, I am not a Sadoscripter. And I totally just invented a new word to describe what I'm not.
@Jon: The only people who like Comic Sans are children, adults, wildlife, and physical locations.
@C C: You can also save your documents, provided you don't write a lot. Though my filing system works perfectly, I'm limited in total storage capacity, like when Kirk phasered an unopened can of corn.
@Rich: Aye laddie, ye remind me of that magical time last year before Blogger took away our ability to edit comments. We had so much fun, adding images and buttons and such.
you would prob. laff at my feeble efforts but I made a big Orange thingy for one of my links. It needs work but I'm sober today.
"like when Kirk phasered an unopened can of corn."
ha ha now that's funny.
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Is this fun or what? :)
well that wasn't quite what I had in mind.
Yeah, sometimes the characters get garbled by the comment system.
But that character map is definitely a treasure trove of delightful doodads.
Hey Gyrobo,
Koma and I are running a game. Would you care to join?
Dental for All.
invitation for Mr Gyrobo?
wanna join my a game for all evil little beings.
c'mon your needed.
join
Who wants to be a super-villain?
email Koma to join.
Have a great week!
~xo
Lee Ann
While I appreciate that Gyrobo sometimes wants to destroy all life on Earth, does that really qualify him as a super-villain?
Worst vol-au-vont ever! No Salmon, no capers, no cheese, tasted just like a LCD... and a grubby one at that.
I saaaaid... Vont... Vol-au-vont... get it? Get it? Geez, that took me seconds to think up man!