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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Assembler the Philosopher

; Runs on execution
History: ld Monarchy ; Loads "Monarchy"
st x ; Stores in "x"
ld Oligarchy
st x
ld Democracy
st x
ld Anarchy
st x
ld Dictatorship
st x

; Jump to label "History"
; if value is nonzero

jnz History

halt ; Ends execution of code

; Data Area
x: dw 0
Monarchy: dw Early Empire
Oligarchy: dw Late Empire
Democracy: dw Early Republic
Anarchy: dw Late Republic
Dictatorship: dw Post-Republic/Pre-Empire

Processing 14×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Friends of McDougal gesticulated...

OK. Something bad is going on over here. It appears the robots have won.


You bitches!

10/03/2006 9:31 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Was there ever any doubt?

10/03/2006 9:59 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

That's certainly not Visual Basic.

I'll figger it out.

10/03/2006 10:42 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It's pseudo-assembler code.

10/03/2006 10:51 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

For whom the robot smiles,

He smiles for you.

10/03/2006 11:09 PM  
Blogger Polyman2 gesticulated...

You are one tricky robot.

10/04/2006 10:58 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Hmmm, well...I guess I'll just go.

10/04/2006 1:02 PM  
Blogger Anifanatic gesticulated...

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to MAKE ME CRYYYYY.

10/04/2006 4:51 PM  
Anonymous RIch gesticulated...

I ran that code; for some reason it keeps screwing with my general populace program... is there a fix?

10/04/2006 7:48 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That's a common bug; not enough RAM.

10/04/2006 11:07 PM  
Anonymous Rich gesticulated...

ahhhhhh, we don't need no more robotically armed mechanoids.

10/05/2006 2:08 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Let's give this post an even dozen comments.

10/05/2006 8:18 PM  
Anonymous Rich gesticulated...


10/06/2006 12:02 AM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

Ok...I threw that all in my mixer, gave it a few turns, put it in the oven


10/09/2006 7:31 PM