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€ncryptiøn Friction


Those of you who make regular use of the Roboshrub Inc. web product line will notice that our very own €ncryptør just got a facelift today. Well, not so much a facelift as a fresh coat of wax. Or maybe it just got its tired rotated.

The point is, €ncryptør now has the ability to save whatever has been writen into it, and even password protect the data. How important is this? Not very, if all you do is jot down small sentences. But let's say you want to write a very confidential document and something comes up. Instead of saving what you wrote in a text file or something, you can just hit the "save" button. Abra cadaver, presto change-purse! Hit the "restore" button to bring it all back later! And the "delete" button gets rid of whatever you saved.

Cookies must be enabled to save data. Consult a cryptozoologist prior to use. Roboshrub Inc. cannot be held responsible for friends lost due to hours upon hours of €ncryptiøn. Only one save per customer (at a time, not total). Results may vary.

I changed the program once again. It is now possible to save as many €ncryptiøns as you want! And now for the screenshots:These screenshots are of four of the most common browsers in use today. Notice how, while every browser made in the last five years correctly centers the bottom buttons, Internet Explorer doesn't. This bug, along with many, many others will hopefully be fixed in the next version of Internet Explorer. Until then, keep your eyes on the prize. Teddy Ruxpin.

I forgot that cookies have expiration dates! Needless to say, everything you wrote in €ncryptør would be deleted the minute the browser was closed. Fixed it! The expiration date is now far in the future. This may pose a problem for those of you who wish to save files in €ncryptør and wander off for 2,700 years. Also, I added a button in the delete menu that allows you to copy saves. Carpe denim!

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Anonymous Rich gesticulated...

Is it just me or are the Decrypt/Encrypt buttons performing their opposite function for added consumer usability?

6/08/2006 10:41 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Encryptor facelift...very sexy!

6/08/2006 11:03 PM  
Blogger Happy T. Fluke gesticulated...

Whenever I need to type up a sensitive memo or piece of Fakie correspondence, I make sure I use my invisible keyboard--just in case I'm being watched!

6/09/2006 12:18 AM  
Blogger ticharu gesticulated...

I escaped! Thanks to the Roboshrub encryption thingy! Yes, they bought one and installed it but there was a major system conflict and while they were re-booting I made off with one of their antiquated spacecraft.
Boy are they pissed! After they re-install system software I think they'll come here looking for their money back!

6/09/2006 9:01 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

new & improved anything is always preferable to the old & mundane.
No matter what the cost.

6/09/2006 9:02 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Your collective praise is my mana.

Build more moon wells.

6/09/2006 10:30 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

You fool!

You'll give away the Potamus code!

6/09/2006 10:34 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

That is the coolest beans ever!

Just don't get any ideas about rotating my tired. I like my tired just the way it is, thank you.

6/09/2006 4:40 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Oh oh. It no workie for me.

I'm just an unfrozen caveman intergalactic gladiator, maybe I'm scared of fire. Maybe I think it's the gods coming to punish me. But when I want to open the €ncryptør, I should be able to open the €ncryptør.

6/09/2006 5:07 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

b/p&efne6jmi elj61eBjne?faafnpe?jae?faafnp1111111111111

6/09/2006 5:11 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

I like cookies. Especially the ones with chocolate chips.

6/09/2006 5:18 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

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6/09/2006 6:10 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

V`p1eQ/;m/e`ggeajflaenjea/ne `2/?1

6/10/2006 1:50 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Well, I just got done updating it again to fix all the problems that went unfixed in the last update.

The whole thing runs PERFECTLY now.

Incidentally, the number of lines of code to make €ncryptør run is now 666.

6/10/2006 5:59 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

You are my hero, gyrobo.

6/10/2006 9:48 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I've been meaning to do something amazing with cookies. Also, the semicolon problem has been fixed as well. The only two words that can never be used are :PARSE: and :SPLIT:

Those are reserved for €ncryptør use.

6/10/2006 11:44 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 gesticulated...

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6/12/2006 10:55 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

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6/12/2006 11:48 AM