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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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I am honored to have been asked to write this very special post. It is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I just. My heart. aches for you all. In that "oh god this experience is not unlike a heart attack" sort of way. Without further ado, in honor of Robobshrub's one year anniversary:



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Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Yes and no!
If they are crunchy and fixed just right, then yes.
If they are batter dipped and under or over cooked, then no!

Happy Anniversary! Mine is the 28th!

6/22/2006 12:08 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I had thought that as a blogoversery present to Gyrobo I'd post the specs on the SimSandwich. The problem is the beta is just soooo delicious...

I agree with the Princess of Nannbugg. Fishsticks must be crispy. Additionally, ketchup or 'catsup' is required.

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6/22/2006 2:13 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...



finger food for toddlers.

6/22/2006 10:05 AM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

Fishsticks are delicious. But you have to use tarter sauce.
And they have to be beer battered.

6/22/2006 10:45 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Hey D-Bob,
See you next summer!
Get that thing I sent...nevermind.
- Potamus

6/22/2006 11:39 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Bob, you dancing fool!

6/22/2006 3:54 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Many, not all, fish sticks are delicious.

Can I waffle on the question?

Oooh, fish sticks and waffles!

6/22/2006 4:27 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

Anything is good with enough tartar sauce.

6/22/2006 9:32 PM  
Blogger Happy T. Fluke gesticulated...

Sticks made of fish: the best thing since slices made of bread.

Happy Anniversary Robots!

6/22/2006 9:53 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

You people need to eat some real Fish.

I heard that fish sticks are not made of real fish. Some kind of wood product or something. Sawmill waste, I think.

6/23/2006 9:51 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Real fish? What, like, SALMON?

Not without sodium supplementation.

6/23/2006 10:26 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It feels like we're starting the blog all over again... but this time, we've got readers!

And a plot.

6/23/2006 10:58 PM  
Blogger sabatkes gesticulated...

Fishsticks can only achieve greatness when used in the deep fryer.

Happy Anniversary Robo!

6/29/2006 11:40 PM